Derek Van Dyke 🔜 PAX East

Me at the bar: yeah can I get a uhhh *trying to remember the name of the drink* penile collider

YOOOOOOOOOOOO CONGRATS

Well good news we all know I like em a little evil

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

I've put more hours into the first game than I care to think about!

Checking out Slay the Spire 2... look, do I love the old classes? Yes. Do I love Chair God? Yes. But none come close to my love for Cunty Skeleton. I'm glad she's as fun to play as I wanted her to be.

Read "dying alone" and immediately thought "well in the end we all die alone so I don't see the big deal" and... yeah man I got nothin'.

Heights, water, and small spaces. Especially heights. I've got some other shit I'm afraid of, but nothing comes close to the big three.

Game pubs should have to pay some kind of fee for the projects they cancel that goes specifically to the devs whose work is just destroyed, I'm so serious.

Eric Andre capturing how I think we all feel these days:

Frank is lobbying for the return of Grinder and Jackass

I really like making ice cream :)

The classic method!

The London Fog ice cream has become one of my specialties, and a favorite to surprise and delight folks. I have yet to see someone resist rolling their eyes back into their head at this one. It's just an extremely good, approachable flavor profile that you basically never see in an ice cream.

A kitchenaid mixer with the ice cream maker bowl, churning up a tan liquid

Teaching my wife how to make ice cream, using my recipe for a London Fog ice cream (black tea and vanilla)

Oh it's all Pokopia hours this weekend

Oh 100%

They can claim they write their own scripts all they want, but if someone admits to using AI for some parts of their creation I just assume the whole thing is lazy slop!

Happy Birthday Cam!

And also you are correct

You get a Happy Birthday regardless but it is important to point out you are also very much correct

It is

Sometimes I do be sleepin'

I absolutely hate how true this can be. I have played a part in hiring for my last two workplaces and it really opened my eyes how easy it is to just understand very basic shit like that. Most hiring and recruiting must be carried out by sociopaths I guess.

How do I know people who have spent over a year trying to get an interview but the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met has lost 7 jobs in 6 months. How.

4 hours for newcomers to beat Maniac Mansion blind isn't a test in search of answers. It's a test in search of a narrative.

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

Israel Epstein - Wikipedia

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

It's been fun watching everyone play Resident Evil Requiem and collectively go "how did this harmless and extremely autistic girl end up in the FBI" because the honest-to-god answer is "it's the FBI, they're actually all kinda like that"

The fact you could literally hear the forearm snap in two...