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@seanalyn.bsky.social

She/her. Ratchet Lady Gaga, designer, and coach. Lover of trains, healthcare, humans, food, and cats. Foremost expert on graboids and condors.

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I just saw someone refer to JD Vance as Vladimir Futon and I may never stop laughing

01.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I got access to the Sora AI app the other day. It's weird. It's unsettling. It's set up like TikTok, but for AI slop videos. It's bad.

16.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1243    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 18

Nothing like reading about hundreds of your former coworkers being laid off while the fail up white cis male CEO who was only in that role for a year gets a 3.2M severance package

I don’t need AI to photoshop my cat hula hooping, I need AI to start building guillotines and using them on the rich

29.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finished the last book in Throne of Glass and wow…I see why so many people call it their Roman Empire. I will never stop thinking about this series. I will definitely be getting some quotes inked on me.

Honestly the best fantasy series I’ve ever read. Game of Thrones who? Throne of Glass is it 😎

28.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean honestly there are few greater joys in this life than putting a baby in a pumpkin

25.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s our annual Halloween movie party tomorrow and I’m so excited because I have a new nephew and you bet your buns I’m putting that baby in a fuckin pumpkin πŸŽƒ 😎

25.10.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been working in marketing for almost 20 years & actually worked on some of the very first User Generated Content (UGC) campaigns online.

I had such hope for UGC as an authentic marketing tactic to benefitting creatives, users, and the brands. Instead it’s become the classified ads of video 😭

24.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooo gonna have to check this out!

24.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep laughing at while reading Throne of Glass because the villain is called Erawan pronounced the same so I picture an evil expensive smoothie

24.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh really?! I like the name more and the store less lol.

What book?

24.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I just learned Erewhon is Nowhere backwards and misspelled and I hate it

24.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spreading the rumor that the Louvre’s security ran on AWS

20.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only king I bow before

19.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

18.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8833    πŸ” 3808    πŸ’¬ 1539    πŸ“Œ 1576
Cosplayer Superman beams while holding up a sign reading Fighting Fascism is the Real Punk Rock

Cosplayer Superman beams while holding up a sign reading Fighting Fascism is the Real Punk Rock

Supes at #NoKings Manhattan!

18.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 854    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

@pixelfish.bsky.social hiiiiiiiii how have we not found each other on here in a year?!?!

19.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think raccoons are an appropriate mascot for SF protests. Regretting not bringing my raccoon backpack to the #nokings protest today

19.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I legitimately have always wondered why dog poop and pee is viewed as ok compared to human. IMO both are gross but also normal functions that have to happen if the proper space to have said bodily functions is not provided πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Why do we treat humans as bad people for having to use the bathroom?

18.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legitimate question - why do people treat dog urine and human urine so different? It’s normal to let a dog pee on a house and I’m that bad one if I put up a sign saying please don’t let your dog do that but if a human has to pee on the street they are a dangerous and bad person?

18.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please do!!!!!

18.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legit lol at the file name

17.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been thinking about how quickly this has all escalated with our democracy collapsing & we clearly did not write enough protections into our constitution to avoid this or slow it

If we have a democracy at the end of all this we really need to revisit the latest draft

Constitution_finalfinal_V7

16.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An earthquake the day of the annual Great Shakedown is…well…on brand for 2025

Great Shakedown is the annual California statewide earthquake preparedness day

16.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And so many individual mountains! Mt Tam, Mt Diablo, Mt Hamilton

Honorable mentions to Hood and Helena

We got mountains, foothills, redwoods, beaches, plains, sand dunes all within 2 hours. It’s why I love it here! Go 2 more out and you got desert too just to cover all your bases lol

15.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of wild that in only a few generations we’ve nuked the American dream on every front - both from a concept to actual attainability

Land of the free? not even over your own body unless you’re a cis man. Immigration? Sorry rich whites only.

Meanwhile so many Americans dream of leaving the US 🫠

14.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this bit of trivia! I mean I hate how it’s playing out now but I’m so glad to have this bit of context!

13.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting!! I had not considered this. Thank you!

13.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I keep thinking about this and holy shit I bet this is so common and robbing us of so many FMC over the age of 21 😭

13.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again the β€œNot All Men” crowd outing themselves for being the reason behind so many negative blanket statements about men πŸ˜†

13.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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