Yes we live in hell and the only way I can get through the working day is by viscerally fantasising about new and exciting forms of self-harm but Witches In Britches do an Austin Powers themed show that is in extremely bad taste 😃

God knew I'd be too powerful if everybody gassed me up as much as a random gay guy

worst thing about being a lifelong hag is the constant disappointment that no-one is as obsessed with me as gay guys