The Whorax

Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.

I can be your “knotty” little lumberjack #whorax #lumberjack #knotty #curvy

It’s a beautiful day for cuddles in lingerie ❤️

When your strawberry danishes look like they belong in an emergency room 😂😂 but they were sooo goooood.

Time magazine cover overlaying the towers of the Kremlin rising over the White House.

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

Happy Turkey Day 🦃 #happycolonizerssuckday #whorax #trending #linkinbio

Who’s ready?

Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.

Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫

Repeat after me. #whorax #brat #oldpost

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

"It contains no enforcement mechanism."

State-sanctioned bigotry is its own enforcement mechanism. The fearmongering is the point. Ohio Republicans expect bullies and bigots to come up with their own extra-legislative "enforcement mechanisms."

Funny because true.

Animated movie where two turkeys here about the Thanksgiving pardoning tradition and go on a crime spree.

Stunning. 💅

Any scruffy nerf herders over here? #whorax #viral #starwars #firstpost