leviathan3k

god fucking dammit

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

new iconic meme format just dropped

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Love to.. except I'm in NJ.

..I know, right..

Superman 64

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

"If we just get trump to ID himself all will be better"

SCIF now stands for “Some Curtains In Front”

Exclusive: Read the draft executive emergency order for Trump to take control of elections Lawyers and legal experts explicitly said that such an order is blatantly unconstitutional.

EXCLUSIVE: A draft executive order that would allow Trump to take unprecedented control over federal elections is reportedly being circulated with the White House.

Democracy Docket obtained a copy.

Read the full, 17-page order below👇

A new Super PAC, "Chicago Progressive Partnership," just jumped into #IL09, opposing Kat Abughazaleh. Filings show they’re using the same vendors as AIPAC.

Given that this is the only context I've ever heard it in, that does reflect my own emotions towards the word.

..damn, that is actually some nice law.

So many cases where the sidewalk really is the best choice for the conditions, but also so is not doing 20 mph.

All, The following instructions pertain to the passing of SB 244 regarding gender reclassifications. I've attached the letter that was sent to the individuals who need to return to our office and have their credential updated with their gender at birth. A flag will show on record indicating SB244 NOTICE for anyone who has been sent a letter. The individuals will be charged as normal for their reissuance. Should these customers arrive at the office without an appointment you are to make certain to get them processed as soon as possible, getting them in and out of the office. When issuing these credentials, you MUST reach out to the DL Helpdesk at KDOR_Photostop@ks.gov with the individuals K# and name indicating SB 244 update. For your ISSUANCE NOTE please include the following information: "Subject"=REISSUED PER SB 244 "Note"=GENDER CHANGED FROM MALE TO FEMALE (or whatever the situation) - Along with regular credential issuance notes

Little scoop before publishing a full story on the situation later — I've obtained the email sent to all Kansas DMV employees by Kent Selk, Driver Services Manager for the Kansas Department of Revenue on how to handle the compulsory gender marker change for trans people.

Full text of Selk's note:

This exact skeet, with @couts.bsky.social 's skeet about getting a shoulder cat above it.

@couts.bsky.social

It's the most insane thing of all this.

Mark Kelly, with all of the very direct and personal animus, voted for trump's people *NINE* times.

What the hell is wrong with these people.

shush you

I recently did go on vacation to some European countries.. and I came to the same conclusion.

I am very much an American, and I will remain so for the rest of my life. There is no other home for me, regardless of its faults.

Happy birthday, young man.

YouTube video by Axel Adler 3 Legs - Axel Adler - Penn & Teller: Fool Us

Wow.

youtu.be/2OrPfGjRPhA

Just because we have standards doesn't mean they are impossible. There have been a lot of people on threads lately lying and making that exact claim because we find Newsom unacceptable, for entirely valid reasons.

Holy crap, they're defending *that* asshole?

Amazon Change Means Wishlists Might Expose Your Address Amazon is allowing gift senders to choose items from third-party sellers, which could open recipients up to new privacy risks.

A planned change to Amazon means that if people buy items on your wishlist, it could expose your address. Definitely a threat to people who have public wishlists.

www.404media.co/amazon-wishl...

They're going to lie about birth control just as they did with trans people.

I'm wondering if that "point" is somehow meant to evoke Prigozhin.

On the other hand, do Couch-Boy vance and Mike "my son monitors my porn" Johnson have to sit there and smell it.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

THANK you. It's like I was the only one seeing these moves trying to spruce up her record.

And hopefully he will also be big mad over the tariff stuff.

I know i'm outing myself here.. but that guy is right.

I did a coast-to-coast drive back in Nov 2020, and I slept in the back of the car just to avoid contact. It genuinely was *really* comfortable.