🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ALASDAIR KIRKLAND🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Educate me…

A homo now answer my question

Educate me

Its terrible. They eat your food and steal your clothes

It is until Arthur hogs the blankets

She’s an angel, and she’s got a great ginger coat. How do his bulls behave? I’m protective on my lass.

Thanks, love. I milked my prized cow this morning and spent the day churning it on the porch.

Her name’s Maggie by the way

Agreed. My brothers get nightmares a lot though, so we usually end up sleepin’ like sardines

Brothers love them but i feel like im trapped under rubble

Oh thank god.

[ Nuzzling Lovino. Hehe chance to visit his beloved boyfriend and get snuggles ]

We can make bruschetta too. Sound good?

Not too crazy about those weighted blankets. Makes me feel trapped, but Arthur and Dylan love them

Best invention ever, man. Can’t believe I used to sleep without them!

Aye. Necrosis went away once I healed up, but since then I have trouble getting blood there in the winter. Was especially bad when I was a string bean

Sorta. Ever since i caught the plague actually

Should I hang—

[ Alasdair can tell Lovino is struggling to get it down. The bread is simply plain. Nothing great or too impressive about it. Just bread ]

Kidding. Unless you say otherwise.

Winter is getting closer I need to last the next four months

So? How is it? I used the good wheat to make it.

[ its not awful, surprisingly! The butter is carrying most of the weight though. He used highland cow milk for it ]

[ cutting him a slice then getting out the homemade butter. He puts an even coat on the bread for Lovino ]

There you are, love. Have as much as you want.

I need to get fatter

🥹 you want some? I made butter too

lukas that was supposed to maybe feed my brothers. Maybe.

MY LOAF

I made bread today call that a success

Yeah you’re more of a wax or a buttering

You’re not the type to get jellied

Its gonna be my brother most likely

Im bored and i have a lot of instant jelly

One of you will be encased in jelly

🦇literally why did everyone get mad at me like hima hasnt clowned British food for a decade straight

🦇i said british food is gross (i’ve eaten it) and multiple people (all from uk + ireland) jumped me like bruh take a damn joke