Common White Girl

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table

imagine believing in life after love

i wanted to talk to her about hades 2

i still can’t believe tia’s gone. there’s so much i wanted to talk to her about

omg i kept typing her name into the search bar and nothing came up. even this username!!

is it our beautiful illustrious meha who i think doesn’t have an account on here

LET ME FILL YOU IN!!!! i got some tea from my interns who love me btw

now why do i have the same sun and ascendant as trump

i want to post my cowboy carter outfit but i look like a little kid playing dress up

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY

i love SD so much

your haters: CRYING SHITTING THROWING UP

nothing is topping chris peretti’s and they know that and they’re struggling

watched gnomeo and juliet the other day and there was a point in the film where i laughed, cried, and threw up all within the span of 15 seconds

like yesss my favorite things to do is trying new food and watching tv!!!! my opinions are basic and inoffensive!

my problem is that i never have anything to say. PLEASE let me know which movie you watch next because then i can watch it soon and then i can cold call you or vice versa to discuss it. or perhaps even a tv show

omg i would LOVE IT!!!!! if you came. i’m really hoping there’s no fucking mask ban like i keep hearing but i will not listen anyway. sorry you can’t make me go barefaced on the subway!

i am the coworker people tweet about

the way i behave as a coworker….u would not even believe that i am on social media much less Post

omg when you do move and you’re interested in doing improv please hmu!!!! i’d love to introduce you to my theater (it also has the cheapest classes yay)

WAIT CAN WE?? PLEASE

So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed

it’s very nice!! i feel like i have more energy to do literally anything else. and i sleep a lot better!

i’m def going to send it to my team next time i go to some conference and come back with some juicy market research

but be warned i don’t text as much as i used to….what do i spend my time doing, you may ask? i’d like to find out myself

i really do not use much social media anymore….i channel all my posting spirit into my friends and my improv….let me know if you wanna talk more (we can text)

gonna start using this again. Why not