Maria

Um certificado virtual com o texto "Comemorando 10 milhões de usuários no Bluesky, #6.898.274, Maria ‪@claramaria13.bsky.social‬, ingressou em 31 de ago. de 2024"

O Bluesky agora tem mais de 10 milhões de usuários, e eu fui o #6.898.274!

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Quando você para de dizer “Só se vive uma vez” e gasta com sabedoria

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a vida se eu pudesse mandar todo mundo tomar no cu

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minha vida se eu tivesse dinheiro pra comprar tudo que eu quero sem precisar me preocupar com nada

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o mundo se eu tivesse barriga trincada, bunda grande, cintura fina e dinheiro pra comprar tudo o que salvo no pinterest:

simples assim

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mds cadê a minha tl cheia de fofocas e intrigas

Meow meow 🫦

dói muito

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Dormi com sono, acordei com mais sono ainda

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Feriado em um sábado.

Bom dia!

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Sdds de abri o Twitter como se fosse um jornal todos os dias

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o mundo se não existisse TCC

SIM KKKKKK

O mico de hj foi foda

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o mundo se a taxação de compra online não existisse

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sem o twitter em pleno setembro amarelo

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Pegar nojo de alguém é pior do que ódio

UM FOFO! O desenvolvedor do Bluesky colocou as famosas asinhas de borboleta durante entrevista para o canal do Gabs Ferreira. 🦋

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Minha vida se o enem não existisse

nunca um pix né

HITOU! O Bluesky superou Threads em usuários ativos no Brasil.

eu

ainda não superei

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“Tá cansado porque? você só estuda”