Crystalika

I went to #Bojangles this morning and before sticking my straw into my drink, I saw that my fucking cup lid has the most off centered straw butthole I've ever seen. This looks like someone did the blind Boba straw challenge to it LMFAO
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️

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#SuperMarioGalaxy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG

Just finished the lil #PACMAN Halloween special by G**gle and it was pretty charming ngl

Had to put all my screenshots of my completion into one image since Bluesky is allergic to 4 images like how Gabe Newell is allergic to the number 3.

What wasn't fun was the sheer copious amounts of Cacodemons, Hell Knights, and Lost Souls littering every single stage. The whole 5 episodes of UDOOM felt sluggish sometimes. Definitely would not come back to UDOOM anytime soon.

I also beat Ultimate DOOM + Sigil yesterday. And let me tell you, it was pain. Most of E4 was torture enemy spam and such, and Sigil, my god, SIGIL. Sigil was a torturous, albeit fun and interesting episode to play.

--on where the secrets and such are, or replaying them again after watching 100% walkthroughs. And yeah, I ain't about that... right now. I'm also playing UDOOM, DOOM 2, etc with Crispy Doom, playing the DOOM 64 rerelease, and such.

And I haven't beaten any of the other games at all, despite how much I played them, especially DOOM 2. This thread will be a little achievement progression when I beat the games. I'm obviously not gonna 100% them because to do so, I'd have to either spoil the games by watching videos--

I'm on a journey to beat (not 100%!) Ultimate DOOM + Sigil, DOOM 2, DOOM 64 and DOOM 3. As well as TNT Evilution, Plutonia, and Legacy Of Rust. Why? IDK. I'll also be playing it on Ultra Violence, Watch me die! and Veteran difficulties! #DOOM
I've already beaten DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal--

What if October but it's Hawktober and everybody gives each other hawk tuahs

What timeline are we living in bro LMFAO
Hong Kong 2097 just got a trailer set for December of this year... THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO HONG KONG 97 30 YEARS LATER WHAT THE FUCK

I obtained some LED lights so I put it in him. I present to you Sutilis as a Jack-O-LED (don't have candles so I force fed him glowing dog dicks on a string LMFAO)
In all seriousness, he looks fuckin' badass!

This is my second time ever carving a pumpkin, too. I carved a pumpkin for the first time almost 8-9 years ago and it was awful LMFAO
But I'm pretty happy with how ol Sutilis came out!

My dad brought a pumpkin and a surprisingly good pumpkin carving kit with a blade and scooper, and I made this! His name is Sutilis. (Latin for stitched). The green on his face gave me an idea to do something with that eye. The "stitches" are thin Greenbriar(?) vines I found!

Why does the foobar2000 logo look like Hornet from Silksong LMAO

Don't let these cog-gobblers win by stealing art YOU CREATED. Use Nightshade, Glaze, or any tool to poison your artwork so AI can fucking choke on it. Become indigestible, grow spikes. #FUCKAI

You're the modern day black plague. A stubborn cancer growing on society. A complete uneducated, lazy loser with no talent. To the fellow artists who are afraid, I don't blame you. I wish you the best and if you've had work stolen by AI, I am so fucking sorry. Please fight back.

--and refrained from ever letting the world see their unique color because of it being fed to AI to generate meaningless, useless, uninspired, corporatized, plagiarized slop. I sincerely mean this to all retarded AI defenders with all of my being; Fuck. You.

It fucking saddens me to see so many artists online stop posting their work and aspiring artists refrain from ever posting their work all because of AI. So much creative expression, joy and work from so many amazing and talented people and newcomers being halted--

...Unless you're an AI cogsucker, corporate bootlicker and a right wing pedophile supporter. Go fuck yourself.

I will immediately block AI supporters/generated slop, bootlickers and right wing pedo supporters on my feed and anyone who engages with me. 🥰

For context I've speedran SM64 with a SideWinder flight stick, an SNES controller, with one hand, on mobile, with a keyboard and mouse, and now a drawing tablet

Obtained a new victim to speedrun SM64 with

You hate privacy? 😭You sad you can't contribute to polluting the world? Somebody said the C word to you? Aww.. 😟😟

#FUCKAI
#FUCKCLANKERS
#FUCKAIART
#FUCKAIBROS

You can't connect to the internet to ask ChatGPT for validation?😢You can't be independent? Can't talk to girls? You want these big corpos to use your message and image history for training data and make a biometric profile on you?

To the clankers... Aww, what are you gonna do when the power is out? You gonna cry?🥹Yes? You gonna be a useless mold on society? Uhuh? Aww, that's too bad. ☹️☹️You can't generate any images of busty underage cat girls for your online strawman arguments? No?☹️

Hope you're doin better!

ROSALINA IS GONNA BE IN SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIFE

12/12 I completely understand why people are upset about that, but if you're a Nintendo history lover then you're eatin' good

11/12
Oh SHIT I forgot to mention, THEY ADDED VIRTUAL BOY TO THE SWITCH, and you need an accessory that looks like the VB to play the games which looks pretty ridiculous but it's cool!
Totally impractical but for novelty? It works.