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The Sixers’ mascot, Hip Hop, was retired in 2011. Now, for the 25th anniversary of the 2001 team, they’re bringing him back. And that's not all. Bill Roth, the original mascot, is coming out of retirement as well.

Dunking on the Party City blue dog costume that is Franklin

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What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?

Baseball is stupid

Endorse

His body rejecting the plasma of his BloodBoy™️

His face is melting since he opened the Arc of the Covenant

Banger

I don’t think it’s *just* library school … right there with you bubba!

‘Tis the Season

In this house, we believe science

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El oh ellll

You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.

Yes. Exactly that. And in my dream, I’m worried it’s going invalidate my law degree

Saw it in a theater when it was released, and the meeting of super villains with Big Tobacco made me writhe laughing out of my seat.

Morpho the security cuck?

A ★★★★ review of Vampyros Lesbos (1971) Retelling of Dracula through the lens of a day-walking heiress Countess (Soledad Miranda) who prospects victims from her erotic late 60s Mod burlesque club. This is a standard bearer in psychedelic so...

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Not sure about hubris. But it’s definitely masochistic.

Honestly we need a better plague to disappear these jtbags

Would

Swoon 😮‍💨

American Fascism is preposterously unhorny

Attn: @resipsa.bsky.social
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There are plenty of fish in the seal

Regular bartender at my local haunt was wearing a swashbuckling red bandana on their head, and @resipsa.bsky.social said “Arrrrrrrrrgh you having a nice day?”

I had to stand up and walk away from this top tier Pirate roast.

Bartender: It’s fine

I stopped breathing

Harrison Bader on all fours sticking his butt out while a man in a suit pulls his air as a spoof of Sabrina Carpenter’s “Man’s Best Friend” album cover

Is this anything

Jocko Homo! Devo now. More than ever.

Old Bones Brigade

It’s difficult to tell the difference, but see if you can try

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