MattyNice palsgraf - Bluesky Statics

“Respectful”? I’m disappointed, Pennsylvania!

14.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when learning that a social club of psychotic billionaire child rapists controlling the world economy was an absurd fiction instead of an absurd reality?

11.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭

06.01.2026 05:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Howwwww did the #Sixers lose to the #HospitalNuggets like that? The Jokic is on us 🤡

06.01.2026 05:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But then I woke up and realized it was only a dream.

02.01.2026 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would be nice to the Westworld robots

01.01.2026 23:20 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders “This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”

UPDATE: (gift) Exclusive @miamiherald.com www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

06.12.2025 11:37 — 👍 412 🔁 179 💬 24 📌 24

He’s just trying to be helpful, guys.

24.11.2025 14:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do my hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)

Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit

23.11.2025 08:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lolll

12.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙏

07.11.2025 12:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pennsylvania’s Mayor!

05.11.2025 10:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I won!!

05.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 77 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 5

Honestly, I have the same secret. Avenue Q had me at “what do you do with a BA in English?”

03.11.2025 11:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭

03.11.2025 11:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The response ⚰️

03.11.2025 11:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A sexy lady in a red dress lays out on a table looking asleep or dead. A hot brunet lady in all black with bangs and pigtails and a shirtless tattooed fella in a kinky leather bow tie with inverted crosses present the lady as if in a circus act

My 75 year old mom asked me to send action pics from Halloween, so I sent this…

@resipsa.bsky.social

03.11.2025 11:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)

30.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 10853 🔁 1999 💬 241 📌 184

Play the song! @sixersnba.bsky.social

28.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in

26.10.2025 12:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Edgecombe 🥵

23.10.2025 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if I change my name to Newt Stroganoff?

20.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#GlizzyGüeys get it 🌭

17.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do Documents Dream of Sheep.docx?

15.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She is 5 years old, Neil!

15.10.2025 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch

15.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Sixers’ mascot, Hip Hop, was retired in 2011. Now, for the 25th anniversary of the 2001 team, they’re bringing him back. And that's not all. Bill Roth, the original mascot, is coming out of retirement as well.

Dunking on the Party City blue dog costume that is Franklin

www.inquirer.com/sixers/hip-h...

14.10.2025 10:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?

09.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Baseball is stupid

07.10.2025 09:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Endorse

05.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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