The top of an article from the Washington Post headlined "Try a 'fart walk' to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal". The subheading says "Whatever you do, avoid the urge to lie down"
There's what was probably a perfectly nice black and white image of someone in a dark coat and a woolly hat walking along a leaf-strewn path in autumn. Someone's added some clumsy wavy yellow lines around the person's butt, presumably to denote the suggested farting.
Gods damn, I really need to get off social media. This is how I'm spending my Saturday morning. I could be writing stories or something.
I'm not normally one to be too judgy on this sort of thingβI'm very aware that I'm also fortunate to have fairly ready access to foodβbut there's something weirdly 'Panem Capitol' about this.
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Sec of war confesses to war crimes while trying to dunk on the MSM
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The House and Senate are both investigating Peteβs war crimes
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#AI #Winter
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Riley #ChesapeakeBayRetriever
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Just sat down to watch a movie with the family. Itβs been a good Saturday. The snow is fallingβ¦ The fire is burningβ¦ All is good, on a Saturday night. #MovieNight #Saturday #SaturdayNight
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Pursuing Happiness in this moment. Feeling grateful for my life. I have air, water, and food⦠What more do I need? I am truly feeling gratitude today. #PursuitOfHappiness #Happiness #Grateful #Gratitude
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Incompetence will save us from full blown autocracy⦠probably
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I'm a liberal now because I β¦ {checks notes} β¦ oppose cold-blooded murder
www.mrctv.org/videos/after...
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Sunrising into cloudy skies with an orange glow over the Gulf of Mexico.
Warming sunrise
#blueskyartshow #warmth #sunrise #seascape #scape
#eastcoasrkin
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When heβs gone, I know there will be a lot to do, but can we make sure the living rose garden gets restored?
Started. Going.
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Ummmm, seems like whiskey Pete maybe shouldnβt have tweet about the war crimes.
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Tried playing my own song yesterday as a self birthday gift
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The NYPD is acting as crowd control for ICE in response to an attempted kidnapping operation near Canal Street in New York City
12/ 29/2025
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Heater, a perfect and tiny orange cat with a white chest, sulks behind my pink and purple tackle box that contains my sewing supplies.
tfw mother wonβt give you a second dinner
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βAh, just one more thing, sir. Youβre blowing up those boats, saying theyβre filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. Thatβs billions of doses. Help me understand that.β
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Happy #Caturday
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I didnβt vote for war against Venezuela. How about you? π‘
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The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
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The only way to win is to fight back with Truth.
Think of it like breaking a simulation from the inside by forcing it to do too many things
Every Truth needs to be countered by new lies from these Delusionism actors, thus firmly announcing they're lying
#auspol #uspol
28.11.2025 01:10 β π 26 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0
Epistemic nihilism is a cognitive condition deliberately induced in a target population.
The word "epistemic" relates to knowledge or the theory of knowledge (epistemology), and "nihilism" refers to the rejection of all religious and moral principles
#auspol #uspol
28.11.2025 01:10 β π 20 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
Simulacra are narratives that are copies for which no original verifiable truth exists.
The strategic value of these narratives lies not in their veracity, but in their capacity to create "unresolvable ambiguity" that corrodes institutional trust
#auspol #uspol
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We will never forget the role this government played in the genocide in Gaza.
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