Squeaky Joe

Given how I woke up this morning,
I'd say it's definitely mutual.

Those are some incredible fantasies! I think my brain would melt if we ever recreated this.

Absolutely stunning!

Damn, you are on fire!🔥🔥

Hi. You are looking incredible today.😍🔥

Thank you. And what does my cock do in your dreams, if you don't mind me asking?

It did. Probably why I do it so often.😅

Oh, that is so hot!! I'll have to post more of these.

You're absolutely stunning

The "Happy Ending" usually comes at the end of a date, but Mila really surprised me.

Mila: "So what are our plans for the evening?"

Me: "Well, I was thi-"

Mila: [starts rubbing my cock] "Go on."

20 minutes later:

I seriously need to fill some holes. Every throbbing inch, deep inside you.🥵

The best part of waking up,
is gooning in the shower.🎶😉

a man in a suit and tie is talking about being chopped ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about being chopped

If cooking shows have taught me anything, it's to never say, "Go big or go home." That shit will get you sent home, everytime.

Postmortem by Patricia Cornwell.

Or if you hate yourself,
House of Leaves
by Mark Z. Danielewski

Surely, such a travesty has never occurred.😏

I'm so sorry. My brother is having the same issue getting meds refilled. I don't remember it being this hard when I was a kid.

Question for any artists, photographers, writers, etc...

Is it rude for someone to compare your work to another well known artist?

Example: I love this photo. It reminds me of Robert Eggers The Lighthouse.

I love this shot.

This reminds me of a Bob Dylan song.

"Steal a little, and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot, and they make you king."

-Sweetheart Like You

Omg!!! Sweet perfection!🔥🔥🔥

Liquid candy.

When I see A.I. tits

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Pesky reality has no place in Washington.

Sometimes I just get hard for no reason, and feel like I'm about to bust.

In lieu of sleep, I'm watching The Fall Guy with my cats.

"I don't have time for undercover garbageman assasins! I gotta get to karaoke!"

Perfect is right. She's amazing!

It started with an edging sesh. Just a little something to chase away the Monday "whatevers". Now I'm aching to cum and desperate for a sexy friend to join me.

I just saw The Naked Gun. It was pretty good. Fun, silly, and irreverent. And right now, that's just what I need.

If you go see it yourself, look for jokes in the end credits.

My new friend Sydney definitely has a freaky side.😈

These are all amazing!