Alien

Já pode desistir, ou ainda tá cedo?

Vou me matar na frente dos fiscais

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"vc é igual ao seu pai" por favor não me ofenda assim

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já pode comer panetone?

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tanta coisa pra ser na vida
fui ser logo pobre

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minha vida quando eu morrer:

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“Me manda tua chave pix”

Camisetas pra usar na suruba e no culto

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Semana já teve 8 dias e ainda é quarta-feira

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Aprendi muito com meus erros, então decidi cometer mais erros pra aprender mais

enquanto isso em novembro os estadunidenses vão passar semanas pra descobrir quem é o presidente KAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Te amo vida

Vc q é, gostosa

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porra de 6x1, eu quero é a escala 1x6

Entra um no cu do outro

Estou rodeada de traíras

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um dia eu acho o vagabundo q criou o Excel

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Setembro acabou estou na pista hein, quem tiver carro, por favor me atropele

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Bom dia, não vejo a hora de dormir de novo

Hoje é o Dia Latino-Americano e Caribenho de Luta pela Descriminalização e Legalização do Aborto.

E a gestão Ricardo Nunes segue impedindo que vítimas de estupro tenham acesso ao aborto legal.

Sua candidata à Vereadora já mostrou compromisso público e político com esse DIREITO?

A minha sim 👇🏽

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Queria tá assim agora, é pedir muito?

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q essa semana traga sei la, dias de glória

mood

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somos feitos de porra, mas não somos porra nenhuma
Bom dia 🙏

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minha auto estima se eu perdesse 15kg do nada