janessa

Nick Robertson after a healthy scratch > Wayne Gretzky

U know it smells craaaaazy

Calling a Nazi a communist is something the Nazis would have shot you for

The Senate has voted 84-9 to advance a bill that would direct ICE to subject migrants to detention if they were accused (not even necessarily guilty) of theft crimes like shoplifting & empower states to undermine federal immigration policy and even go after individual migrants.

9 Democratic No's.

Same forward lines in warmups. D pairs are oldies but goodies:

Robertson-Hintz-Dadonov
Benn-Duchene-Johnston
Bäck-Bourque-Stankoven
Hryckowian-Steel-Blackwell

Heiskanen-Lyubushkin
Lindell-Lunkdvist
Harley-Dumba

DeSmith in goal

Gonna start chanting Fire Spott when we’re on the power play instead of Let’s Go Stars

you can always tell when a fictional sport is made up by someone who doesn’t GET sports/doesn’t even care to understand why other people might like sports. but she’s a fundamentally incurious and shallow person so it all adds up

Oh, that Roope/Mavrik/Roope sequence was tasty.

watching the Dallas Stars

Pacioretty literally knocks a guy's helmet off with definite boarding and an arguable high stick. Then Hintz cross checks him in the hip and doesn't even knock him off his stride and gets called for kt.

I took a photo of two plump pigeons perched on the ledge, but ended up getting a photo of two massive pigeons looking for their car.

free puppy

Regular ass guy: damn this country has a lotta problems it would be great if we could solve one of them

Our elites: we're going to bring back polio

crazy ex-girlfriend is such a well-crafted show with one of the most satisfying series-spanning arcs in tv but people really don't believe you when you tell them that

On the third day of #HockeyTweetmas my true love gave to me…

Words to live by every day.

Happy Holidays from Offside News, check back each day as we celebrate the season with the best of Hockey Twitter.

In extremely delightful news, A MAN ON THE INSIDE will be back for Season 2!

The heartwarming comedy series from Mike Schur and starring Ted Danson is set to return in 2025!

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

Of course this worms for brains tries to pass off a femcel neo nazi as a leftist.

i would simply disappear off the internet rather than saying i'm chumming with tda and being like he would kick my ass uwu

if your words can be used against you like this then why are all the stalkers, rapists and abusers not in jail. they make threats every day against their victims and the law claims there’s not enough “evidence”. yet one statement is enough for 15 year charge??? the judicial system is a joke.

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

'He's [Ryan Suter] doing the same thing for the Blues that he did for the Stars'

You mean being a traffic cone & forcing the team's young superstar d man to play on his off side because he's a giant piss baby?

Would be very HOT & SEXY if the Stars scored a shorty

#TexasHockey

this is how rascal waits for his food.

never mind you’re there.

Lian Bichsel on ice warming up in a Stars uniform.

First game in the Show, already has the flow of a pro. 😎🥬

@zwal93.bsky.social in case you missed this.

Kyle Rittenhouse is allowed to get away with murder. Daniel Penny is allowed to get away with murder. Cops get away with murder all the time. The people pearl clutching about this CEO killing are really concerned with who was killed, not the act of killing.

November 2, 2010: Landry Fields tweets about a contest that he and Andy Rautins are holding for Knicks fans: "Me and @andyrautins1 will be in the city tonight (starting at 5). The first person to find us and answer our trivia questions wins two tix!"

Later that day from Fields: "Hahaha the contest is over!! Tim Chalamet is the winner. Found us at grand central. Congrats Tim! See you Friday the game!" Accompanied by a photo of Fields, Chalamet, and Rautins.

The game that Timothee Chalamet won tickets to was Wizards vs. Knicks on November 5, 2010. Knicks won 112-91. (via Basketball-Reference.com)

Timothee Chalamet really does know ball.

(via landryfields / Twitter)