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Captain Quint

@captainquint.bsky.social

I have come here to make shit photoshops, puns and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum

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@markreel.bsky.social Happy birthday to one of the greatest men I know. Hope it's a good one mate.

06.01.2024 10:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
A picture of a crisps sandwich on on small plastic plate.

A picture of a crisps sandwich on on small plastic plate.

@lafeeverte.bsky.social @oerstonsoells.bsky.social

Lunchtime heaven.

11.12.2023 12:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

World you please, hold, the God damn hammering now.

07.12.2023 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks Dawn.

02.12.2023 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheers J, I'll pass it onto the boss. 😂

02.12.2023 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They do set it off nicely. 😂

02.12.2023 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know the real Picasso behind it. 😂

02.12.2023 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks, we do our best. 😂

02.12.2023 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheers. Wish I could take the credit but Mrs Quint is the real genius behind it. 😂

02.12.2023 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Christmas living room scene. A large decorated Christmas is in the corner in the middle of the picture. On the left is a fireplace with lights garland. Mickey & Minnie mouse stockings are hanging from it and the fire is lit. On the right is a TV with Home Alone on it.

A Christmas living room scene. A large decorated Christmas is in the corner in the middle of the picture. On the left is a fireplace with lights garland. Mickey & Minnie mouse stockings are hanging from it and the fire is lit. On the right is a TV with Home Alone on it.

It's Christmas at the Quint's.

02.12.2023 18:35 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

If they turn out like Fury he can keep churning them out. 😂

01.12.2023 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think he's supposed to do another Max with Hardy too.

01.12.2023 18:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking tuuuuune, and in Grosse Pointe Blank too.

01.12.2023 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: I've dipped my balls in glitter honey.

Wife: That's pretty nuts.

01.12.2023 18:30 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Can't wait

01.12.2023 18:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yessss. The Lighthouse vibes. 😂

30.11.2023 10:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you're barking up the wrong tree to be honest.

30.11.2023 09:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rightly so, it looks stunning.

30.11.2023 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Selfie of me (white male with cropped dark hair and short dark beard wearing a grey hoodie and smiling). In the background above me the fly is with ominous looking dark clouds with a full moon trying to pierce through.

Selfie of me (white male with cropped dark hair and short dark beard wearing a grey hoodie and smiling). In the background above me the fly is with ominous looking dark clouds with a full moon trying to pierce through.

Forboding

30.11.2023 09:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Police: I'm sorry to inform you but your son burned his school to the ground.

Parents: Was it arson?

Police: Yes, definitely your son.

27.11.2023 17:57 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You would receive a sharp fork.stab to the back of the hand. 😂

27.11.2023 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Straight to the tower I'd imagine

27.11.2023 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Selfie of me (white male with short dark beard in a black hoodie with the hood up. The hoodie is adorned with 5 different versions of the character The Joker.
From to to Burton they are
Jack Nicholson from the movie Batman.
Joaquin Phoenix from the movie Joker.
Mark Hamil from the Arkham videogames.
Heath Ledger from movie The Dark Knight.
Cesar Romero from the 60s TV series.

Selfie of me (white male with short dark beard in a black hoodie with the hood up. The hoodie is adorned with 5 different versions of the character The Joker. From to to Burton they are Jack Nicholson from the movie Batman. Joaquin Phoenix from the movie Joker. Mark Hamil from the Arkham videogames. Heath Ledger from movie The Dark Knight. Cesar Romero from the 60s TV series.

6 Jokers. Who's your favourite? 😂

27.11.2023 14:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that's still probably the last annoying thing about it.

27.11.2023 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was terrible.

27.11.2023 14:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheers T.

27.11.2023 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Certainly, coming out of it with a Mario Kart style boost. 😂

27.11.2023 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some things you never grow out of. I still feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious when I'm pushing my trolley round Tesco and come to an empty aisle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

27.11.2023 10:53 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is going to sound really random but when I was younger a piece of coal falling off the shovel on my way to the fire used to really irritate me. So much so I'd put the shovel down by the fire and then go and retrieve the fallen piece to make sure it went on first. 😂

27.11.2023 09:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Although using double speed if listening to them helps take the edge off.

27.11.2023 09:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0