Cactus

GOING LIVE PLAYING ENA: DREAM BBQ BLIND, NO IDEA WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT, COME WATCH THANKS
Twitch.tv/mightbecactus

do fish see water

(tbh the meme review segment was very fun, worth it)

"Oh @gekkosquirrel.bsky.social is doing viewer matches today, I'll hop in the lobby early for maximum games!"
3 Hours later:

Twitch Twitch is the world

MORE ULTRAKILL NOW, PLAYING THE ENCORE LEVELS TODAY! Twitch.tv/mightbecactus

Nightmare fuel

I'm not fucking clicking that

LIVE NOW ULTRAKILLING TIME!! Twitch.tv/mightbecactus

I don't play fortnite much nowdays but my favorite thing is seeing sweats cry about simple edit being a thing.
Brings a smile to my face

after a long wait, finally getting an adhd diagnosis and likely put on meds tomorrow :) (It's taken like a year and a half to finally get to this point lmfao)

why in christ do I keep randomly getting unhinged political accounts following me without me even posting shit lmfao keep your grubby hands out of my page on scurry back to twitter lmfao

So uh, found out butter expires today
I've been using expired butter for nearly 3 months
I wish I was joking

someone remind me when the milk is a year old (going on 3.5 months, anniversary is at 29.7.2025)

overwatch has me by the balls and it keeps twisting

better come and stop me

the milk is now 3.5 months old

I saw a dream today where matpat was eating a giant pizza and a big ass donut, I do not remember anything else but that shit made me hungry

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

Sleep schedule so broken that it flipped back around and I woke up at 8 am
Mission failed successfully??

damn if you can pick up a bed like that Imma need you here when I move next time

Sleep schedule so broken that Imma need more than metaphorical duct tape to fix this

Woke up and went to look in a mirror and forgot I had eyeliner on from the day before and startled myself

a cartoon witch is sitting at a table with a cauldron in her hand Alt: a cartoon witch is sitting at a table with a cauldron in her hand

Run for your life I'm making soup for the first time right now, either it is blessed by the holy spirit or it's straight up poison.

Did I stutter.

Not even joking, saw a dream where I cleaned my fridge, but alas it was just a dream

a cartoon character is holding a sword and a hat Alt: faust guilty gear holding a flower

I couldn't think of anything funny lmao

Wait now that I think about it, no fucking wonder my fridge is posessed, I have 3 months old milk just marinating in there and like 3 cartons of eggs that are many months expired, no fucking wonder my fridge lashes out at me

Standing in pitch black in my apartment to assert dominance at my haunted fridge

what in tarnation did I just read