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Dumb doesn’t even begin to describe her…ijs 🐐

03.03.2026 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

03.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would you settle for a goat captain? 🐐🚤

03.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My kid and their friends thrived as scouts with Scouting America after being shunned by girl scouts. This is tragic for so many trans kids who found acceptance and developed leadership skills. Ima worry that many won’t feel safe being part of the organization. 🐐

28.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ima not convinced she actually passed the GED…ijs 🐐

28.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty sure her soul is surrounded by fire and brimstone…ijs 🐐

27.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And elected her TWICE…ijs 🐐

27.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Even her word salad is getting more expensive…ijs 🐐

27.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s almost always Boebs…ijs 🐐

27.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is saying lower your expectations ALT: a woman is saying lower your expectations

Ima guessing the bar Iz v v low…ijs 🐐

26.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Keep calm and snowball on…ijs 🐐

25.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That snowballed quickly 🤣🤣🐐🐐⛄️

25.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better than escalators…ijs 🐐

20.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a picture of a goat with the #goatmovie written on the bottom ALT: a picture of a goat with the #goatmovie written on the bottom

ppl r gross…ijs 🐐

20.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought it was more a warning for kids…if you don’t pay attention in school, you’ll end up living in Fresno…ijs 🐐

20.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Yo my girl Mikaela Shiffrin goat the gold! Ima sooo excited!! 🐐 #ColoradoProud #JustSki

19.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hiii Dr Jenny!! Congrats on the job.
Does your aquarium need a goat? 🐐

18.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This one’s goat 2 B trouble…ijs 🐐

18.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Prick from deep red TN who believes we’re reverse engineering alien tech…ijs 🐐🛸 #GoatsFartSpaceships

18.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ima goat to give this man some paper monies…ijs 🐐 #PleaseDontDisappoint #Talarico

18.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ima NOT in charge of their young, no matter what Lauren says…ijs 🐐

18.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ima forgot it was Monday again 😐🐐

17.02.2026 07:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s cuz we can’t afford to buy food, right? 😐🐐

06.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kat (stupid autocorrect)

Why is there no edit feature??

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01.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Kay can haz some of my paper monies…ijs 🐐❤️🐈

31.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Nautical flags, one saying, I am carrying dangerous goods the other saying, I am maneuvering with difficulty

Ima both B & D…ijs 🐐

30.01.2026 07:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is sleeping in a chair with his eyes closed ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sleeping in a chair with his eyes closed

Meh…he sleeps through everything anyways…ijs 🐐

21.01.2026 07:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ima “almost” a lottery winner…ijs 🐐 #Maaah

21.01.2026 04:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a group of cartoon goats are laughing together in a field . ALT: a group of cartoon goats are laughing together in a field .

20.01.2026 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think this is surprising? Y’all should see what Roni does when nobody is watching...ijs 🐐

19.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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