Ima Goat

After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop

Ima thought this day would never come! 🤗🐐

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OH MY FLUFFY GOAT! Ima so excited 🐐

Uranus…ijs 🐐

I have eleventy hundred bitcoin…ijs 🐐

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Condoms!! ijs 🐐

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Ima guess baseball

Roy (or red…) 🐐

What is zero and a bazillion?🐐

Used to be Kirstie Alley, but after her death I think Rosanne is the current champion.

All the good ones…ijs 🐐

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Ima like Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…ijs 🐐

What is orange?( not orange like the fat man but orange nevertheless) 🐐

Goat to wish you a happy birthday 🥳

Remember, "i" before "e", except after "c", and in words like neighbor and weigh and Epstein.

Yay! Ima coming to “help” with the move…ijs 🐐

Ima not sure I’d go as far as proud…but certainly less disappointed…🐐

I’ll pass this on to Klannie Oakley for you, but Ima doubt she’ll do the right thing…ijs 🐐

Beautiful black cat

OH MY GOAT! So fluffing adorable. Ima have a baby corn too. She not so little anymore

Drop something gold…ijs 🐐

America must have the worst healthcare system on the planet if we can’t even get dementia treatment for our own President.

All hail Wolfie!! 🐐🐐

Kids learn better when they aren’t hungry…ijs 🐐

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Hay…at least Cuomo out performed Sliwa (who’s numbers wouldn’t have helped him AT ALL). He can feel good about that while he’s packing for his move to Florida…ijs 🐐

Kyle sucks…ijs 🐐

Name these fluffing eight votes…ijs 🤬🐐

It’s cubed (even though a cube has 4 sides…ijs) for all my monies 🐐

Mmmmmmm
SpaceBALLS 🐐

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Beyonce 🐐

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He called Astro