Jessy

We got hats!

@maggador-spartacus.bsky.social got to hold a tiny kitten.

My new hobby is watching tiktok recipe videos until they get to the part where they say, "stir in heavy cream" and then saying, "god damn lactose!"

Generations of poor kids were sold the idea that taking out a student loan was an investment on their future and one they couldn’t afford to pass. Now after multiple once-in-a-lifetime economic downturns and endless avocado toast pieces those same poor kids are being targeted for immiseration.

Some voters got mad about people listing their pronouns, so now we're sending law-abiding, legal immigrants to torture prisons and being hit with the largest middle class tax hike in at least 40 years.

All this doom ain’t gonna scroll itself

I iust bought some shampoo that's in a bottle shaped like a motor oil bottle. So, if my hair looks extra manly next week, we'll all know why.

REYES: [The order] calls an entire category of people dishonest, dishonorable, undisciplined, immodest, who lack integrity, people who have taken an oath to defend this country, people who have been under fire, people who have received medals for taking fire for this country. I want to know from the government whether that language expresses 'animus.' Does that express animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: Not in any constitutional- REYES: In a commonsense way. This is a policy from the President of the United States affecting thousands of people ... to call an entire group of people, lying dishonest people who are undisciplined, immodest and have no integrity. How is that anything other than showing animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: I don't have an answer for you. REYES: You do have an answer, you just don't want to give it... People can make solid arguments as to why some or even most transgender people shouldn't be in the military We're dealing with unadulterated animus. We are dealing with the president of the United States dealing with a group of people serving their country... calling them liars. (Reyes then said she changed her courtroom orders to bar people who graduated from UVA law school from appearing before her because "they're all liars and lack integrity and are undisciplined and can't possibly meet the high rigors of benign a lawyer for the government" She made the DOJ lawyer sit down on that basis, then after he did, she called him back up and asked whether that was a display of animus.)

This is fucking incredible.

If I woke in the woods and the woods are empty, can I still steal everyone's information from when they pay taxes?

a man in a suit and tie is standing with his arms crossed and the words `` just great '' behind him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing with his arms crossed and the words `` just great '' behind him .

Just getting she'd and Jessica'd and Ms.'d all over the place today.

Bros being bros.
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Chemical Formulas xkcd.com/3040

Me to my spouse friend: You know how the cat loves to sit on the register when the heat is on... I did it and it was super warm.

The bros want bunk beds.

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