Dan/Lunar Park

The Rude Man Of Cerne, ca 2026

So let’s think about this.

A private company refused - on principle - to yield to the government’s demands.

The government then cancelled its contracts with the company and has set about destroying it

Weekend Update is gonna be fun

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

This is what we’re fuckin’ talking about

He is such a huge hype man for women’s sports. (And I’m not saying that just because he liked one of my posts on here)

Racism does not require intent

It still harms

A statement saying you had no intent is not an apology

And it is clear he does not think he should

My Sailor pen is the best pen I’ve ever used. Got it at this little pen shop in Osaka run by a guy who let me try out whatever I wanted, that one was the best.

nvm

#SWIWS

Welp guess we’re doing this, huh #overtime

probably a good thing I go into therapy in 30 minutes

Jon Bois tweet reading “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”

nObOdY wAtCheS wOmEnS sPoRts

It’s just a huge publicly subsidized platform for insider trading. There was one about what song Bad Bunny would open his halftime show with iirc, and my siblings in Christ, how can I explain that if you don’t know if you’re the sucker on that bet, you absolutely are the sucker

Daily affirmation: You deserve pączki

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

I was initially not the biggest fan of Spanberger but it turns out she has the heart of a world class hater and that is 100% the kind of energy we need right now

Flavor Flav being the official hype man for USA Olympians never gets old

They do the same thing here. Porsche owners too. If only they knew they’d lose more drag by washing and waxing their car.

“What if we made the Aztek even more hideous”

Schumer has got to go.

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING FREE MINNEAPOLIS painted on a wall in the style of the Free Derry Corner.

This rules. I love how delighted they all look!

There is a non-zero chance that it’s me.

Various low key hanging out with Ashley Judd, Jane Pauley, Barry Bonds, and lots of other random celebrities via working in racing.

And also:

“Science and technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them! And adjusting them!”

I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.

As a New Yorker who is also fuck S*attle, I am solidly on Team Meh today

Finally retired a couple years ago! Worked in the same hospital the whole time.

Utica has a huge Bosnian and Somalian refugee population, so large that for a while they had a Bosnian language newspaper.

For decades my mom has knit hats and mittens for (mostly immigrant family) kids, because one year she drove by a local school and saw kids outside in winter without hats and gloves.