Flopsy

I tried to go for a run cause I wanted to be like an Umamusume and my legs won’t stop hurting 💀 my doctor scolded me and referred me out to physical therapy, fuck my stupid pony life

My dog Pearl curled up on a grey couch and snuggling a velvet throw pillow

My bofa on the sofa 🛋️

An extreme close up of a white dog’s face

I’ve hired this Pearly to stare at you

From left to right: the creme shop x hello Kitty and friends gloss jelly in pink crush, the creme shop x miffy moisturizing shower gel in sweet wonder, and the creme shop x miffy moisturizing lip balm in amazing apple

Everyone stop what you’re doing and admire the miffy products I found while shopping today

Petty for short?

STOP 💀🤣 the North Pole was just a sweatshop in China this whole time

My logic was airtight!

When I was 5 I loudly announced to my parents that we needed to go to China because all my toys said “made in China” and I was convinced it was a magical place like Santa’s workshop that mass produced Pokémon figurines

A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online depicting two female characters sporting flashy purple skins, glowing weapons, and matching dark purple dresses

Me n the guild bestie twinning in our spoils from the hidden kindred crates and event weapons 😈 #eso

Yowch! Get better soon 🫶🏻

A fluffy white dog lays in the grass with a small white golf ball in her mouth

A fluffy white dog lays in the grass with a white golf ball between her front paws

Adding to the list of weird things my retriever has retrieved: a golf ball! We basically live in a giant corn field, nowhere near a golf course of any sort

=:3 (it’s a bunny)

Me (a bare-faced woman with long blonde hair sitting at her computer desk. Behind her is a large shelf covered in colorful plushies)

Rise n grind! Any #eso players out there? 👀🐉

Wheel of Seals 🦭: Uranus

The best girl from Umamusume: Pretty Derby, Taiki Shuttle posing with her revolver above the words “Shooting for Victory!”

I’m forming a new religion in case you’re interested #taikishuttle #umamusume

John Silksong??? 👈🏻😲🤚🏻

TikTok trend gone wrong 💀

A selfie taken in a ovel-shaped mirror with a white frame. I am wear a pink dress and my dark brown hair is long and straight

Hello Kitty thinking but her head is really huge so you can see that she's thinking about chicken wings and celery.

Hi! 👋 I'm Kearstin but you can call me Kiki! 🥳 Searching for more moots who like this stuff:

🍔 Cooking & food!
🪿 Silly memes, thoughts, & shitposts!
🐈 Kitties!
📺 Anime!
🎮 Gaming!
🧸 Plushies!
💻 Content creation!
📚 Reading!
🦌 Deer

Minors & nsfw DNI! It's nice to meet you 🤝
🩷+🔁 appreciated! #promosky

If you see this, QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers

Granted I only know about her because of @harvarine.bsky.social but she’s so cute and I’m obsessed with her look

In-game Peak screenshot of the 4 of us horsing around in the airport.

Ladies and gentlemen…we’ve peaked
@kearstinky.bsky.social
@mightytanuki.bsky.social
@harvarine.bsky.social

Fresh picked veggies from my garden, including carrots, beets, and yellow summer squash.

A sauté pan full of sliced squash next to a tray with prepared tart shells

The finished product: mini squash quiches!

Aesthetic pic of my lunch. An un-shelled quiche on a plate next to a glass of rosé

I made quiche out of my garden squash and they’re BEAUTIFUL

Me showing off the strawberries growing in my garden

YIIPPEE 🍓

a man wearing glasses and a red shirt is standing in front of a garage with the words girlboss written above him ALT: a man wearing glasses and a red shirt is standing in front of a garage with the words girlboss written above him

You got this!!

No lies detected here 🫡

4 hackberry butterflies congregating around a bead of sap oozing from a tree trunk

Me n the girlies hanging at the usual spot

A rainbow arcing over a cornfield

Bless the gays for this rain

My brother’s search recommendations are completely filled with war movies and documentaries and I’m using his account to watch Frieren

At my brother’s house straight up ruining his Netflix recommendations

She loves her paw-pa :3

My dog Pearl curled up in a ball on my couch

I eep

Me, with messy purple hair

In my bog witch era 🧙🏻‍♀️ (happy mothers day to all the milfs on my timeline 🫶🏻)