Claire Gregowicz

This tickles my funny bone!

Howdy friends! 🧡

That's a bummer. We don't have to deal with fireworks so much in Southern California.

I hope work was ok and easy for the first day of 2025 for you

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Last night my 20 year old and I rang in the new year by watching Tank Girl.

It was such a great night of laughing and bonding. ❤️

I want to wish everyone a happy new year.

Be safe and remember you are loved.

Projectile vomiting suggests there's melee vomiting.

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The joys of adult children:
Jacob: If I could shape shift, you KNOW my dick would be like a slide whistle!

Hello

This sounds heavenly rn

I will 🥰

You know what sucks? Getting home from vacay and getting sick 😫

The dermatologist thinks he's funny.

Yes. You get me 🥰

Thanks! It is my most festive holiday shirt. I was trying to be in the spirit for the fam holiday disney vacay. 😆😘

I hope the parade was amazing! I love that scouting age and all the fun things they do 🥰

My oldest will be in the DirectTV Holiday Bowl parade! I love a parade! Our weather will be better, tho!

Orlando airport people watching 10/10

My dad used to bring me to the airport when you could just sit at the gate and people watch. I learned you can get to know people a lot just watching them wait in an airport!

I miss those moments with Dad. He'd love the show here.

Thanks for the heads up.

ALWAYS ALWAYS check the ingredients when giving anything to your pets!

December is somehow both only 45 minutes long and never ends

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Chaos

Not wrong

Sounds like heaven to me.
We are hoping for the same kinda holiday over my way.

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Good morning

True story

Oof, we have eaten ourselves silly.
We drank around the world in EPCOT. There, I learned EPCOT means Every Person Comes Out Trashed.

Literally me rn! 😆

Last day