Rentanyl Pace

Normie coworkers have 2 political sentences:
-this is like "The Purge"
-this is like "I Am Robot" [sp]

They will let me play esper when I'm smart enough to spell marieke re berit

This is one of those inconvenient truths: it’s a lot easier for various well-paid strategists and pundits to advise “stop saying Latinx” (a non-issue) versus “substantively change the media environment and people’s online consumption habits”

Yeah I do think the libs have it on this bc of the "it is done" thing but making lib christianity work is such a massive and probably doomed intellectual exercise whose energy can be spent elsewhere

U gotta get in the hyperdollic time chamber

I just dont think things wouldve gone down like that if he had buddha's or confucius's fanboys instead, I think he'd have something interesting to say

Haha would you flavor aid me? Right so like dont do that ok just like pretend theyre me, the magic guy you like so much

The jesus story really seems like a guy who at some point realizes his followers are extremely insanely sycophantic and incapable of learning the deeper esotericism and then tries to parlay that into them not heavens gating themselves or appointing some type of hitler as successor the second he dies

Our austere "Brunch"
Their foppish "Elevensies"

Idk how you name a city whose future youre optimistic about "tumwater"

They can find exactly nothing on this guy it's incredible

Like they have eclectic beliefs about christology or literally that he was just a guy roughly corresponding to Isa?

Easy to convince people that that's what the "representative" part means

This means I get to take expressionless unwashed selfies from an upward angle in bad lighting

Often from the same day, from the same account, they need to hook up a turbine to it

It's simple we abolish the masthead

It's meant to be if she also thinks the luigi "thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth" is hilarious but for obvious reasons I postpone that test for way way later

Proud, brave, liquid beers

I've developed this problem in early relationships where I'm trying so hard to win (i.e. have a successful relationship) that I barely try and see if I'm actually having fun. It's all so much proving mastery of social cues and conversational balance and aspie masking that I worry I cant do without

Yeah I went to see sexual turnstile, gender turnstile, and trans turnstile in buffalo but turnstile (turnstile) got rained out

The yeah-no is basically a hypnotic induction which allows the listener to indifferently absorb the yeah suggestion, midwesterners literally practice fractionation as a part of everyday speech

"Yeah no yeah" works as a kind of phenomenal tool to assert something, to then completely clear the mind by way of negating it, and then to reassert the same thing over the emptier space thus creating a more assertive assertion on top of a nonetheless placid background state

Nice (jk(srs(jk(jk(jk(srs(jk(srs))))))))

alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale

tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"

Yeah I'm on the "they are both bad" side of it but I do like the overall visual branding of both

powerful George Washington Carver energy

When I saw the milk duds location without tootsie rolls on the same line I knew I was about to get ragebaited so hard.

Ah yeah nah using reagan quotes to "get" republicans see that doesnt work if you were paying attention to any time during the obama presidency

ah so it's just Fortuna in all her cunning and profound majesty the dodgers have going for them cool

Catholocism has always had weird little heterodox sects syncretizing with some local religion. Tradcaths are like that but their religion is Conservatism. Vance is illustrative here.