one sixy one clearly prohetic dgos

oh, nevormined lol i skeeted too soon

if no one called dibs already OH FUCK I WOULD LOVE IT AND CHERISH IT AND USE IT SO MUCH AND SO HARD AND GOOD UNTIL EITHER I OR IT, DIES lol

punch, the monkey, is canonically trans that's actually why his parents disowned him and also explains why he has a monkey blahaj

what the world needs right now is not president ilhan omar, but rather: ilhan omar covertly funnelling gov't money under the guise of charity to bernie sanders' secret militia while he daylights as an ancient antiques dealer for cover and, okay yeah you caught me. this is just the plot to andor.

and today is only like 27 minutes old so far

the state of the union is in fugickn shambles bro, I bet there was more people watching animals take shits on other animals on youtube today than people watching the state of the union

"But I'm Condemned To Use The Tools Of My Enemy To Defeat Them. I Burn My LIFE To Make A Sunrise I know I'// Never See"

this just in: the Sun has cracked 31 ATLAS's egg during perihelion. 31 ATLAS was successfully transed by the Sun. The transformation sequence for 31 ATLAS was flawlessly executed and he looks really really handsome now. If you disagree you can take it up with the Sun.

get top on the phoooone

top: HELLO YES THIS IS DOG

If you think the people currently defending newsom wouldn’t go even further right. Even more reactionary. Completely without hesitation you are wrong. They don’t even have to do what they’re doing right now. He’s not even running yet

saw a warning poste about rfk jr's feet and then almost scrolled too far, but thankfully the warning poste happened to show up just like 3 before the pic and I managed to scroll back up without seeing more than the top few rows of pixels. well anyway time to log off from the blue sky.

this was likely very much on purpose, propaganda created by the democratic establishment for the explicit purpose of getting people to think less and simply obey. I don't *know*, just wouldn't be surprised.

but either way, intentional or not, "vote blue" has only ever served to keep us slumbering.

so when you say "vote blue no matter who"

it just lets people know they don't need to think too deep, they can just go along with the crowd who is going along with the news and the dem est. and they don't need to spend countless hours reading and learning and thinking just to be accepted by peers.

some folks never figure it out. they never start the process of unlearing, they never learn the true history, because they literally do not care about the truth. they care about their social circles and how people view them, or not having to put in too much effort, or something even more pathetic...

also typically, this is followed by the candidate not living up to their promises or failing you in some way, and then you begin the process of unlearning all the bullshit you were told, and believed... or you can't handle the guilt, stress, or embarassment of having been wrong, so you double down

people tend to see the news and various 'authority' figures, pastors, coworkers they admire, etc... all talking about a small handful of people they don't know, and rather than researching further they're happy for an excuse to not have to think deeper about politics

"vote blue no matter who" has never made any sense to me, I don't understand how anyone can possibly not just see right thru it immediately?

all it has ever done is encourage people to prematurely throw their support behind candidates without looking up their past or current policies

the correct move is: 🥁🥁🥁 PICK A BETTER GUY, better yet, a woman guy or a nonbinary elven warlord or some shit, like bruh how do you have beige wall paint for politics? no inspiration, no vision?!

when virtually all trans ppl are vehemently opposed to newsom and all the folks who value the opinions of trans people are following suit because, y'know, human rights and bodily autonomy aren't fucking optional... im pretty sure the correct move is not: "you better vote for my shitty guy or else!"

holed on...

telling people "goddess peed" from now on, until they notice

ogres have layers

mesa jah jah feel dat

beatboxing, or as we in the biz call it, gooning for people with oral fixations

smoking the weed that makes you feel like a jpeg

im just gonna try it you guys are taking too long

hey pack do you think baja blast would be okay as a carrier liquid for estradiol? or nah?

jungaling three progesterones with my mind: "i am the prog jester one"

standing on my soap box shouting

wake up, feeple!