@ramond.bsky.social
Distributed systems, databases, networking and infrastructure. Skateboarding, making music, reading and art. Building https://rotel.dev previously: Snowflake, Segment, Librato.
01.11.2025 09:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
31.10.2025 15:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Saw it again Saturday, even better the second time. โYouโre a bad hombre, Bobโ
20.10.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ocean waves, ocean waves.
20.10.2025 15:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane.
20.10.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Men will literally try to sell you an โenterprise grade, AI agent that doesnโt hallucinateโ instead of going to therapy.
23.09.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bloodborne ass looking dog
23.09.2025 02:01 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It required me doing ungodly things.
23.09.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yep
04.08.2025 23:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Still recovering from some Achilles tendonitis but getting there.
04.08.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Going out to be old and bad at skateboarding.
04.08.2025 21:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When the kids were young and got sick my neighbor Laura would say โdose โem with delsymโ.
24.07.2025 02:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
12.07.2025 21:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I havenโt smelled weed in a week. How they do it?
Oh right, free health care ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Didnโt get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.
12.07.2025 17:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thought about jimmies rustling, today.
11.07.2025 20:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
11.07.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Never stop euromaxxing
07.07.2025 21:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
29.06.2025 00:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Mood.
27.06.2025 18:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it.
โYeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solutionโ. We thought today was our first official announcement ๐คฃ.
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/26/a...
26.06.2025 14:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Computer load up Celery Man, please.
25.06.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Dinner is ready
21.06.2025 02:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0CEO explaining why heโs cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo.
07.06.2025 04:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Work sucks, I know
05.06.2025 21:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How many years do you think until we see the first low cost โAI onlyโ insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO.
02.06.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
01.06.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy.
01.06.2025 02:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm there at least twice a week reviving, youโre welcome San Francisco. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/b...
30.05.2025 17:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
