🌷🍄Ande.Chelle🍄🌷

Eeeeee I'm glad you're here! 🥰

Just FYI evidently the vaccine has antennas and is about to be activated.

2024 would make the dark ages jealous

This is the energy we will need!!

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
🖖

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

Hi, I’m God.
Thou shalt not steal. That includes taking from the poor and giving it to the rich.

Well fuck. Lol

Happy Harvest, lovely people 💙🤘🏼

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

I am livid at this point. A third expert, Biden’s own cyber security expert at that, has requested an audit of the 2024 election.

IS THIS ADMINISTRATION GOING TO FINALLY LISTEN?

Anyone, any entity, anywhere in the world can just pay him any amount (for anything he promises in return), and there's no disclosure of the payments, no oversight of any of it by anyone, and of course no potential bribery prosecution (of him) because... immune.
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/24/u...

Letter to President Biden and Vice President Harris: November 25, 2024 Dear President Biden and Vice President Harris,

New substack for y'all.
substack.com/home/post/p-...

audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.

#NewYearsResolution2025

#DutyToResist

Hi, I’m God.

Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.

Love,

God

The answer really is fuck no.

www.planetcritical.com/p/cyber-secu...

I’m still amazed people think Project 2025 isn’t going to happen. Nobody writes a 920 page manifesto and then at the very end says, “just kidding!”

#RESIST 🇺🇸

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Sorry, Morning Joe, we’re just not that in to you.

No vetting at all, no background checks, and then blanket security clearances for all.

Agencies holding national security sensitive material are presumably thinking very hard right now about what material they're going to leave behind in the files on Jan 20...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Period

Matt Gaetz will never be AG...maybe someday he can still be a real boy.

Hi, I’m God.

Sorry to be so political on main but I’m sick and tired of this fascism shit, medammit.

Thanks for letting God vent,

God

Omgomgomgomg #hichuck 💙🤘🏼

We doing BlackSky Jobs yet?

I'm looking for a credentialed math teacher for a full time middle school position in PG County, MD