Yall ever get stuck in the bathroom and someone walks in and starts making noises while they're taking a massive shit, and now you're too scared to move or make a noise cuz you dont want them to feel embarrassed 😭 as you're also taking a massive dump 💀

I am so drunk lol. And I am trying to hard to type a sentence but I can't ttpe

White Russians have no business being this dangerous lol. Cuz why am I drunk 💀(I mean, outside of it being an alcoholic beverage lol)

I'm gunna start posting my dumb fb statuses here instead of fb lol

The smell of bananas make me want to 🤢.
Especially artificial bananas.

I'm gunna have my whole mf wedding planned before my bf even proposes lol.

Let's see if this is better. Do we call it tweeting still? Lol