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27.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last week at my job so I had to say goodbye to the weird mannequin that’s permanently sat at one of the lunch tables, its only purpose seemingly being to creep everyone out and waste an entire table in a busy cafeteria

26.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than β€œWhat can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❀️

26.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1487    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Sorry I said tweet. I mean post

26.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow through this tweet I now see that it is wrong

26.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

To the owner of the white Tesla with California vanity plate β€œTESLUT” circle back for a minute I just wanna talk

25.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too much work

24.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being single again rocks actually. No one knows what I’m doing or where I am at any given time. I’m skulking around Carmen Sandiego style. I’m blending into walls

24.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good call, you need to know if that gets a laugh from your therapist

24.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok yay

23.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine I’ll tell you guys what it is now. It’s a Reese’s Crispy Crunchy

23.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t known a single thing going on for weeks. Did world war 3 start or something

23.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Overrated

23.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts have to be somewhere else than my brain. That’s unnatural

23.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I took a break from social media and totally lost my posting sauce. I used to be a division 1 poster. Now what do I have.

23.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

NEVERRR let a non-Angeleno shame you about fearing the rain. I nearly met my entire demise on laurel canyon blvd today

16.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

many are saying this

16.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hi!!!

16.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

literally haven’t stopped thinking about the Seal Team 6 Meal since seeing Friendship. It infiltrates every waking moment

24.05.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hey guys what’s up. checking in to make sure no one is giving in to hopelessness and nihilism over here

23.05.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

And liberals said that the phrase "Abolish ICE" was too extreme

09.04.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 774    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 8

I care about you all and hope you’re doing okay!!

09.04.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how are we all doing? ha ha

09.04.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

fine I’ll bite What’s a Tariff

04.04.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you love it

04.04.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t get into The Pitt. I tried twice. Two episodes. Is this a safe space

04.04.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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the vibe is β€œit’s okay with me”

31.03.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been considering shutting up forever. no opinions, simply relaxing

31.03.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Chuck Schumer having to actually do his job instead of promoting his dipshit book

14.03.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0