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Let those damn boys out of there or else I'm going to sit down.

01.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Noohohoh~

01.03.2026 09:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HEY! No. No. No.

01.03.2026 08:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sit down.

01.03.2026 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ohh noooo~

01.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's going on here?

01.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who the hell do you think your talking--
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING

01.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sit down.
Sit down.

01.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't tell us to sit down.

01.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now wait a minute buddy. Could you please sit down.

01.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hi. Who's in charge here?
I am.
HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.

01.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Aunt VIV!
DAD!

28.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MY MUM, MY MUM
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.

28.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

hahahahaha.

28.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is terrible im (redacted).

28.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

See that dude over there I think he's a cop.
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)

28.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you look this good you have to get used to it.

28.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Come here come here. See that dude over there I think he likes you.

28.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carlton. Carlton yo man you ever feel like THIS? (slaps Carlton)
All the time!

28.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

THREE YEARS LATER

28.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I'm about to start making some rules.
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)

28.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

What is that.
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!

28.02.2026 13:10 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

No more hugs Will.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.

28.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Would you make me a sandwich.
No.

28.02.2026 11:10 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

give me a hug.

28.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

gIvE mE a HuG mAn.

28.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 11    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Muh. Hi.

28.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I pulled up to a cabin and I yelled to the cabin (AAAAAAAHH) and the cabin got scared and the guys started shootin me LOOK OUT CARLTON

28.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

When a couple of GANONDORFs started chilling out maxing relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside the school and shooting some b-ballallall and my mom got scared and said your moving.

28.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 26    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

Now this is the story all about a couple of guys who were up to no good shooting some ball ball outside of my neighborhood.

28.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0