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Now if you'll excuuuuse me, I'm going to spend a quiet evening with my Nintendo GameCube (GameCube startup jingle)

10.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you, saweetheart

10.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Geoffrey, discuss this relationship.
EEEEhhhhh EEEEEHHHH
Geoffrey, you're absolutely right.

10.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

HOH HOH HOHHHhhh
Aunt Viv, you're absolutely right.

10.03.2026 09:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's time we discussed this relationship. Vivian, discuss this relationship!

10.03.2026 08:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oH. oH. oH. oH. Ew! Zip my pants down. Ew!

10.03.2026 07:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanna talk to you, in the other room. NOW!

10.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ew! That penis smells terrible.
Oh, thank you sweetheart!

10.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sandwich?

10.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Uh, excuse me... this is so sexy. I wanna zip my pants down!

10.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

HEHEHEHEHE

10.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aw everyone, look what Will did: he cut my steak into the the shape of a breathmint!

10.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Pardon me while I go diiiie.
C'MON! (BANG)

10.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Tropicana: Sip your piss.™

09.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Every glass of Tropican Orange Juice is 100% pee! Delicious penis juice.

09.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!
Woah-o-o-o-o-oah!

09.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When a couple of my moms were upside down and started making orange juice!

09.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

She gave me a kiss and then she kicked my ass and then kissed my asshole!

09.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now this is a story about a couple of aliens who were up to no good, kickin my ass in my neighborhood! I got in one alien fight and mom my got scared and said RRRRRRRRRRR and my mom's BOOBIES came out!

09.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

C'MON! (BANG)
C'MON! (BANG)
C'MON! (BANG)

09.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Super Carlton.
C'MON! (shoots Will in the head)

09.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Ay look, that's all we got man, that's it.
C'MON (BANG BANG BANG BANG)

09.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Alright hey, it's cool dude.
C'MON!
Carlton, give him the money.
C'MON!

09.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's have the money! C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON!

09.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

EH-EH-EH-EH-EE-EE-EH

09.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gimme all your money!
Well I'll pay you $26 Million.

09.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Stupid idiot, stupid Carlton.

09.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Okay. (Uncle Phil humps himself while Sonic noises play)

09.03.2026 09:10 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Are you okay?
Yeaaaah. (mustache expands)

09.03.2026 08:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He don't come to visit me. (sniff) (awwwwwww)

09.03.2026 07:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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