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Would you make me a sandwich? Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social Created by @curt.dog Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social

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Thanks a lot!

08.03.2026 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a nice asshat!

08.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

(Ambulence siren)

08.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ohhhh...
You gonna let me go anytime soon?
Ohhhhhhhh..
(ReDead appears and latches onto Uncle Phil)

08.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

THREE YEARS LATER

08.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ohhhh... ohhhh...

08.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, hey, I guess we both said some stuff we didn't mean.
I--
BUT... give me a hug!

08.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

F-U, nephew!

08.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 10    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Iiiii-iii-iiiii... Fuck YOU, Uncle Phil!

07.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How come you hit me, man?

07.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah, you know what, Uncle Phil... BUTT!
(Uncle Phil decks Will)

07.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Woah woah woah, but Uncle--
No "buts", Will

07.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did it.

07.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

McDoooonald's! (Yeah!)

07.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Spring jump, inspirational music plays) OUGH!

07.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Philip Banks, (unalive) yourself!

07.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

OoooOOOoooh... Uncle Phil, you got to (unalive) yourself! (WHOOOOO)

07.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

McDoooonald's! (Yup!)

07.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Philip Banks... SUCKS! ...HUAH...

07.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I'm Phillip Banks... and I'm STUPID! WA-WA-BBBBBBBBB

07.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

More after this!

07.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Burger King commercial!

07.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

McDoooonald's! (laughter)

07.03.2026 09:10 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Uh-huuuh! Ah-ah-ah-ouuuuh! Siddown, siddown, siddown.

07.03.2026 08:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You piece of SHIT. *growl* I have to watch TV (television) NOW!

07.03.2026 07:10 — 👍 13    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

BITCH!

07.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

WHAT?!

07.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HEY! Stop playing VIDEO GAMES! I've had enough of your stupid VIDEO GAMES! Aren't you both a little o-o-o-old to be playing VDEIO GA--
SHUT UP!

07.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Awwwuhhhuhh!

07.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OUGH!

07.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0