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IF YOU BITE AN ICE AGENT YOU'RE STILL GONNA TURN. BITING RULES APPLY BOTH WAYS. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU "THINK YOU" DIDN'T SWALLOW ANY BLOOD FROM THE INFECTED. Has no one seen a zombie movie or wtf

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

A tricolor Welsh Pembroke corgi with fluffy fur and a big smile looks at the camera. His favorite toy, "Pank" rest before him, awaiting to be thrown again by humans.

Are you depressed? Feeling down about the world? Then get a corgi! They'll keep you so busy, you won't have time to be sad!
Pictured: Sir Winston Snugglebottom, Esquire.
#corgi #bestdoggo #realestateattorney

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

Shouldn't he speak German by now?

Why stop at company mergers? Billionaires could merge too. Instead of three guys, there could be just a BeZuckerMusk

President Pritzker is going to get record ratings when he takes a wrecking ball to that ballroom on prime time TV.

Steve Buscemi "How do you do fellow kid" meme, only on his shirt instead of "Music Band" is written "ANTI-ICE"

Ffs he was actually less annoying when he was alive.

some kid outside has been having some sort meltdown for at least 5 minutes now and I get it

let it out, lil fren

Public Enema?

Stephie, arms crossed, saying The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.

The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.

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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

Citation from Charlie Kirk: I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.

I liked him for a while.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Nikki Darling enjoys nap time on a comfy fluffy blanket.

I'm back. Oh, and btw I kicked cancer's ass!

De retour d'une pause, et pendant ce temps-là, (mine de rien), j'ai botté le cul au cancer!

How it started:
We don’t need anything from Canada!

How it’s going:
• Wait, they’re our main source of aluminum?
• Oil too? Seriously?
• Potash? So farms need that?
• They spend billions in tourism?
• They make American cars?
• My house is basically Canadian?
• WTF, we rely on them for electricity?

just put tariffs on fentanyl, stupid

There is no enemy like a friend betrayed

Spotted somewhere in Calgary, Canada.

“There is no enemy like a friend betrayed”

He got it wrong, it's Mexico that has been taken over by Canadian CartEhls.

Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits

What are some Canadian spirits (or other Canadian made beverages) that you enjoy? Now that I'm starting down the all things Canadian rabbit hole I'm looking for recommendations from locals.

Honestly I don't really drink so I'm going to let others reply.
Crown Royal whisky or Chemineau Brandy are the first that comes to mind.

Fook around and find oot.