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ICE slipping on ice

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It's unrealistic to keep up with all of the news happening every single day around the world. Give yourself grace and also a break.

Mom at the park just told me she wasn’t going to finish her baby’s vaccine schedule because “of the new information that has come out from the CDC”. Robert Kennedy is a fucking monster.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Why am I hearing about Kim Davis and her crusade against gay marriage in the year of the Dark Lord 2025? I thought we’d let that bitch fade into obscurity back in 2012…

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

It’s a tiny detail, but I think if “Head Over Feet” by Alanis Morrisette plays during the end credits of “The Love Hypothesis” movie, I might cry.

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously

But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state

Keep that same energy of support for her

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Continuing to carry water for a transphobe? It truly is pathetic.

That part. I swear this happened during his first administration and people rightfully complained but they didn’t learn a thing

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

A meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the top panel, one man labeled "literally every company" hands a plate labeled "AI" to a man labeled "me." In the bottom panel, the man labeled "me" nonchalantly tosses the plate down the hallway, discarding it with casual disdain while the first man watches.

Time to post it again.

Yeah, to be clear, these kids are the ONE exception to "fuck everyone involved with this show, they've sold out trans lives"

They're children.

Now their PARENTS who saw the paycheck and went "yeah sure who cares"? Absolute scum.

Nothing but the best

Oh you poor sweet soul, that would require that they even self reflect

I like it when the tables are turned. When the relentless flirt gets flustered. When the brat gets sassed. When the nonchalant has to do the chasing. When the shy one has to be bold. Such fun.

legacy of vader comic with kylo ren saying: THESE FOOLS ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR PAST. MAINTAINING IT. LETTING IT CONTROL THEM. "LINEAGE MATTERS. PATHETIC.

me @ jj abrams and chris terrio

I don’t want to read about a former President’s mental decline because a journalist got a book deal.

I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.

Guys I’m going to say something difficult… fail them

Medicaid is NOT a handout. It’s how 4.8M Texans survive.

Republicans want to cut $715B from it while handing out tax cuts to billionaires.

That’s not “fixing” the budget, it’s disrespect for the people who need it most — and voting for that is un-American, plain and simple.

The confidence with which she says the dumbest shit…

Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott

he’s right and he’s right to say it

tumblr post reblogged in January 2018, after the premiere of The Last Jedi. meme of TLJ trailer juxtaposing Rey & Kylo in the throne room proposal where Rey is captioned [me after seeing tlj] saying "I need someone to show me my place in all this" and Kylo is [the reylos] extending his hand

and I never recovered

*debut

Peaches making her BlueSky debit to wish a Happy Easter to those who celebrate 🩷