Stevie Janeway

I like big bones and I cannot lie...

Black puppy sleeping

They don't know it but I am fake sleeping in this picture. As soon as this Dad gets up to get something in the kitchen I'm going after the remote control. #dogsofbluesky

Hey Dad, maybe this isn't the right way to get me to start calming down for bedtime... #dogsofbluesky

My trainer suggested feeding me in a puzzle. I like it. #dogsofbluesky

Pink leash leading to a puppy hiding under a dining room chair with a blue slip cover.

Don't tell my dads but I learned how to climb out of my playpen...then I go to my secret place under this table. The chairs look like they are covered in gowns from a bad drag pageant in the 80s. #dogsofbluesky

Black puppy chewing on a lamb toy.

My Dads say getting a puppy is the best diet. They never get to eat and are chasing after a wild animal all the time...I KNOW they aren't talking about me. #dogsofbluesky

Black puppy standing at a pinball machine.

Dad says when I settle down a little bit I can start going to pinball league with him. The other dad can have a quiet evening with The Lawrence Welk Show and his gardening magazines. #dogsofbluesky

Black puppy with overturned slow feeder bowl.

Dads thought it would be clever to make me eat out of a slow feeder. Uh, no. I figured out very quickly that I can just turn the thing over. I barked at them. Their app translated my bark as "In your face, b*tches!" #dogsofbluesky

Black puppy with pink collar and pink leash sitting and looking up at her dad.

I've been here 11 days now. I recognize my name and come when called. My dads think that is a big step in the right direction. They will be amazed at what else I can do in the coming months, I just know it!

Black puppy in pink collar sleeping on a couch.

I had a busy day yesterday. My grandparents stopped by (I acted really shy but was happy to take the treats they gave me). Then my trainer and her husband stopped by and we set up my training schedule. I'm excited to start this process and will do my best to make my dads happy.

Black puppy with pink collar looking longingly at a coffee mug.

I told my dads: "look, I didn't bite you - you impaled yourselves on my mouth full of razor like teeth. Just because I have every acorn, leaf and stick from the backyard in my mouth doesn't mean you have to open my mouth and pull them out, m'kay?!? Also, give me that coffee." #dogsofbluesky

So there I was minding my own business and napping until my dads so rudely woke me up with a loud gasping noise. There was some sort of twist on Starfleet Academy that made them cry! #dogsofbluesky

I am pretending I am understanding potty training - I go potty outside...and then come inside and pee on the carpet!

Black puppy sleeping on her back.

I got news last night that two of my sisters have moved to their new homes in Florida. I heard Florida has alligators and lizards that fall out of trees when it gets cold...so I'm going to sleep on this couch and dream about that. #dogsofbluesky

Cute black puppy looking at the camera sitting on a blue tarp with a blue toy in the background.

Last night one dad was at pinball league and my other dad watched dog training videos on YouTube...I think I know what's coming up next for me. I went outside to potty at 10:30, 1:30am and then slept until 5:30am. Both dads were very happy with me!

Black puppy with pink collar on a gray couch.

I came to live with my dads on January 31. I'm just over 8 weeks old. So far I have learned to run up and down the stairs, found my bark and said, "no, no, no!" to learning crate training!