Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander

Still can't upload a goddamn video on this mf app 😭😭😭 I'm going to get some more mlik bruh 🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛🍼

19.09.2025 06:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y'all ready for me to disappear for another 5 months?

19.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A pair of Heelys bitch nigga

A Marvel blanket that got a bunch of first appearance comic covers pussy

Chat, am I valid?

24.06.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've watched the Uzumaki and I know where this path leads, STAY AWAY.

16.06.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only 35?

12.06.2025 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most companies accept the no condemning PR check

12.06.2025 08:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.06.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

08.05.2025 12:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah, I did ask forgot about this site for a few months LOL. How's the goal how's it going

03.05.2025 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro forgot to not show us any part of the house that wasn't his streaming setup. I'm drawing up the floor plans now 😭😭😭

07.04.2025 21:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reporting people on Twitter is so fucking ass

06.04.2025 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accidental Lord 😔

06.04.2025 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real ball knower (pause)

01.04.2025 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This image has me actually crying 😭😭😭

01.04.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know a prime target wehen I see one 😈

01.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He choked on a grand royale with cheese 😭😭😭

01.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today's the day where unfunny mf think they Kevin Hart (The joke here is that I'm supposed to insert a comedian that's funny)

01.04.2025 15:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I called and told them niggas I was coming into work today 😭😭😭

01.04.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give your local artist of all kinds compliments (THIS GOES DOUBLE IF THEY'RE A MAN BECAUSE THEY USUALLY DON'T HEAR ANY COMPLIMENTS AT ALL).

18.03.2025 11:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody else is using my PFP...
🥹🥹🥹
IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU

18.03.2025 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Qaptain Slander The CW Power Puff Girls Show almost happened

Good thing they never let this bullshit happen

youtu.be/cq-ZVaqbcYg?...

07.03.2025 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone with a BBC I'm trying to find where the woman with humanitarian pussy is at so they can accept everything that I got together no matter how much it is.

05.03.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marvel Rivals got Wolverine right 🙂‍↕️

17.02.2025 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kendrick Lamar was really edging us 😭😭😭 #Drake #Kendrick #notlikeus #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez

10.02.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOT PLAY LIKE THAT
PLEASE DON'T THIS TO ME NIGGA

10.02.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's the crazy part, most people focus on stickies and shooting around corners but never deployables.

09.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genuinely what the fuck is Monster Hunter. I don't understand how y'all do it, I dead ass had to fight off sleep every time I tried it out.

09.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A tip that I don't see a lot of people talk about, if Squirrel Girl is on the other team STOP PLAYING CHARACTERS WITH DEPLOYABLES. As a squirrel girl player I love to see Mines, Ankhs, groot walls, rocket ult ect. .

08.02.2025 07:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

PSN is down. I repeat ALL PLAYSTATION SERVERS ARE DOWN RN!

08.02.2025 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spider-Man didn't win state to her but she still died like 2 minutes later 😭😭😭 #marvel #gaming #blacksky #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez

04.02.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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