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MattisticStatistic

@mattstat7160.bsky.social

Synth Shark who likes Turf War. The #2 Shiver fan that mains VRoller. Splatuber. ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdKEhgWmCjm4zzHSGADhfUA ) Ask me stuff (https://mattisticstatistic.straw.page) PFP: rockstaroptics Banner: @Raitasukka

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Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

β€œfacial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

12.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8996    πŸ” 5222    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 237

had me in the first half ngl

31.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1619    πŸ” 535    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

what flavor is it

31.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œCece!” β€œViché” ………
β€œAnd Bench Man!!!”
#splatoon #splatoon3 #deepcut #animalcrossing #acnh

31.01.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i miss kdynamo, the replacement is just depressing

29.01.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what did they do to my boy I'm so upset

29.01.2026 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No, I don't "write down my OC's lore" I sit there and think of it all in thirty minutes in my head, and if i forget a single part, it's SCRAPPED.

28.01.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

reefucks
reefucks hard

29.01.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was kinda worried about that
Expecting a nerf soon, there's a valid reason it got hit between S1 and S2

29.01.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Splatoon but everything you do plays the Johnny Test whip crack

29.01.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the counter to aura
a shower

28.01.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pat pat

...now play raiders-

28.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fight the creepypasta creature
throw it into a boiling pot of water
turn it into creepy pasta
consume it
spit it out
stamp on it
laugh at it
sweep it up
throw it in a bin
kick the bin
light the bin on fire
laugh again
then go sleep peacefully

28.01.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an anthro dragon heavily based on the caterpillar of the two-tailed pasha moth. it is green, with red and yellow markings, no eyes, and a hidden mouth.

an anthro dragon heavily based on the caterpillar of the two-tailed pasha moth. it is green, with red and yellow markings, no eyes, and a hidden mouth.

dwagon

27.01.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 896    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

also the spawn in the air thing just screws people more often than not since you have literally nowhere that is safe
we wouldn't have so many spawncamping clips where you literally can't do anything if this mechanic didn't exist
also means jumping back to spawn can STILL get you killed in rare cases

28.01.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11.0 easily b/c hitboxes are literally part of the fundamentals for how PVP works, hp bar shows teammates HP and aura will inevitably lead to even more frustrating snowball matches

Granted this is coming from someone who never bothers with the squid roll mechanic because it feels so clunky to use

28.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sonic CD's JP music is just like this, they got super wacky and weird back then
...one could even say they got a little glooby

28.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

simplest version is just
exchange full special for cooler at mid of mako

28.01.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly even taking out the comp/casual thing, I hate these devs

i can't even play the game because of screen and yet they're STILL fucking me over with doing slider changes instead (and it's not even one that makes slider better to use, it's just one that makes it less annoying in ONE MODE)

28.01.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think it caters to comp way too much in comparison to casual
like why the fuck do we have three ranked queues (sometimes 4, challenges do this shit too) with 4 different gamemodes

and still only one true casual queue with a singular gamemode???

and that's really just the tip of it

28.01.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"how about improving to not be snowballed" when I'm watching my team feed the other team's flow

yeah you can't win them all but you sure as hell can reduce the amount of matches that just suck ass to play, and reducing the hostility towards casual players is part of that

this isn't a good change.

28.01.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the lobby literally has test dummies for you to shoot whilst queuing up
this is such an unnecessary addition

28.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im a roller main first and foremost and I'm sick of playing aggressively how the hell did they even do that

28.01.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what do casual players do when the maps force players to fight constantly? feed, because most aren't as mechanically skilled as comp.
and what does the new mechanic do? buff you for killing enemies repeatedly.
so, when we add those concepts together, what do we get?
a game hostile towards casuals.

28.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Splatoon Devs: β€œwe don’t wanna players snowball”
Also Splatoon Devs: β€œhere’s a new feature that lets you snowball”

27.01.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight .

these are the devs

28.01.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

from what I've experienced, they've been slowly alienating the casual side more and more every time they update s3 and I'm quite sick of it im ngl

28.01.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no vroller 3rd kit I actually hate it here

28.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what's even the point of it anymore
it used to be zones cheese the special but now it's being reduced to nothing

just remove the endlag it's not that hard

28.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0