Braydon

Seeing people already recording and taking photos in the theater watching Minecraft 😩😩😩

Conservative Americans’ obsession with isolating themselves from all other countries and sourcing all of their products from the USA is some of the funniest, most out-of-touch shit ever 😭

I think people who claim to be “not political” are the same ones who would see someone getting bullied and pull their phone out to record it

The “if you don’t wanna be spoiled then just stay off social media” people drive me up a FUCKING WALL

Saw a Cybertruck this morning…just when I thought I was gonna have a good day, too

There’s clearly nuance involved in this statement but the point still stands. I’m not saying you can’t have boundaries and relationship preferences, but you also need to sell me on who you are beyond the surface

Too many people are using dating apps to find other people that fit their parameters of a partner and not enough are using it to market themselves as a desirable partner. You’re supposed to “sell” yourself, not say “here’s what I’m willing to buy, be that or get lost”

Saw a Tinder bio along the lines of “I enjoy going out and having fun or staying in and chilling” …so you enjoy existing

"Woke just means you give a damn about other people."

— Jane Fonda accepting the Life Achievement Award at the SAG Awards

Is there like a scientific reason Yung Gravy is that handsome or

Monday thought:

Y’all need a companion?

I think what they’re saying is if you’re looking for films featuring strong female characters, you should just check out because you won’t find them here 💀 for shame, Sundance, for shame!

#nw Juror #2

red and green drawing of a smiling luigi mangione firing a gun over the block text DENY DEFEND DEPOSE

sat down to do some work today and drew this instead

“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.” - Barack Obama

“Capitalism knows only one color: that color is green; all else is necessarily subservient to it, hence, race, gender, and ethnicity cannot be considered within it.” - Thomas Sowell

“FASCISM IS CAPITALISM IN DECAY.” - Vladimir Lenin

“You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.” - Malcolm X

“Nonviolence is fine *as long as it works*.” - Malcolm X

“You can’t separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.” - Malcolm X

“You have to understand that people have to pay a price for peace. If you dare to struggle, you dare to win.” - Fred Hampton

“You can kill a revolutionary but you can never kill the revolution.” - Fred Hampton

“The Earth isn’t dying, it’s being killed, and the people killing it have names and addresses.” - Utah Phillips

“…Capitalism was built on the exploitation and suffering of black slaves and continues to thrive on the exploitation of the poor - both black and white, both here and abroad.” - Martin Luther King Jr.

“Capitalism has outlived its usefulness. This country has socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor.” - Martin Luther King Jr.

“We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.” - Martin Luther King Jr.

Important quotes to remember in today’s United States political climate.

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