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A screenshot of Mass Effect Andromeda where a lady in a pink and white space armour outfit walks around a desert planet

A screenshot of Mass Effect Andromeda of a very relaxed casual athleisure wear waering Vanessa with matching purple and yellow headphones is standing next to Drack and Vetra (I think) looking out over a space balcony

I've been replaying Andromeda for the podcast and please enjoy Evil Vanessa in her casual outfit and her Arcee inspired sci fi armour colour setup.

I showed this Garfield rapping segment to my older brother because I thought it was cool and he said it was embarrassing and truly that day in the early 90s I learned what cringe meant

A screenshot of Bandham in a robotic future tank top in the home base of Xenoblade Chronicles X Switch 2 edition, with a blue haired bearded twink behind him and a lady with many guns

oh hey bear, sup

YouTube video by Square Roots Podcast The Square Roots Podcast Episode 500 Bonanaza

Congrats to @squarerootspod.bsky.social for 500th episode!
"We break our usual format to celebrate 500 episodes! There's user questions, a game of MURRRRRDLE, Jim's Airing of Grievances, Metacritical Response, and introspective retrospection!" youtu.be/7ssfY-69E3g

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

If you’d like to watch the donation you can find it at about 49 minutes and 45 seconds into the video below (or 47 minutes going by the onscreen clock).

I spent some time this morning looking at Tyler’s posts about Games Done Quick going back years and I know how happy he’d be to see how many people came together to support it.
Thank you to every one of his friends and family for sharing their memories, donations, and love.

YouTube video by Games Done Quick Final Fantasy IX by Sylleath in 3:54:14 - Summer Games Done Quick 2025

This morning a donation of $2,500 was made in Tyler Petty’s name to Games Done Quick benefitting Doctor’s Without Borders.
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A photoshopped poster for The Ballad of Wallis Island, except now it's The Battle of Wallis Island. "Move over Brat Summer, it's Hot Wallis Summer" - Vanessa TOM BASDEN TIM KEY CAREY MULLIGAN and introducing ANDY SERKIS as "SKRIMPY" also there's a Persona 5 incubus floating over Tim Key's head

please listen to @squarerootspod.bsky.social for this to make sense

@squarerootspod.bsky.social

Square Roots Versus Snatcher Part 3 YouTube video by Square Roots Podcast

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast: Grandia II Part 6: The Birthplace of the Gods Was A Research Facility Grandia II Part 6: The Birthplace of the Gods Was A Research Facility Square Roots - Episode 462 Quest Log: 28:40 Level Up: 01:48:15 GOTCHA! The Birthplace of the Gods was a research facility, which d...

Finally! We complete Grandia II on this episode of the Square Roots Podcast! squareroots.libsyn.com/grandia-ii-p...

this host has it ready to play on Switch in the Collection of Mana

Jim Banks always makes the headlines!

but no beard or glasses!

The end of the Clockwork castle! Or have you got that far?

JIM'S RESPONSE: Jim says ALEXA WRITE RESPONSE TO CYRIL

how is that Matt

The Boyle Sisters, all in pants.

Dishonored fun fact: There are no dresses or skirts in Dunwall. All the characters wear pants.

The always sexy Nightcrawler, from the X-Men, in a panel from a comic of some kind. He's saying "You even brought swords. How very considerate. Let's hope I remember how to use them."

It's the Great Gazoo from the Flintstones!

This week on Square Roots, we discuss my (and by that I mean Vanessa)'s two other boyfriends

David from Teen Witch with the amazing Louise.

Hello. It's definitely Vanessa here. You can tell because of all the whispy twinks that I love. Here's one.

damn, got 'em

I dug it up on Instagram

FF4 vs FF5 run off vote!!! 24hrs only! | Square Roots Get more from Square Roots on Patreon

The patron vote for which game we play next has tied so we enter a 24 hour run-off! Act fast and fierce to get your vote in!

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A scene from Lunar Silver Star Complete showing Alex in his Dragon Helm.

I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life, I’m fighting for this hat.

Take the tags off your mattress.

Our first miss in six years! I think. I can’t quite remember.

Hello friends, no new episode tomorrow because we straight-up just didn’t record one. There are six years of back catalog for you to go through, though. We’ll be back next week!

A screen-grab of a villain from Lunar Silver Story saying “If only it were that easy for you, my cross-dressing foe. I’m not going anywhere.”

Anime villains saying far-right things #238.