I Did Not Care For Peter

I did not care for The Patriot. This movie is the revolutionary war according to what Boomers were taught in history; which is basically fiction. It's the movie equivalent of a teenager cramming everything in their closet, hiding their porn under the mattress and calling the room clean.

I did not care for Brokeback Mountain. This thing was so boring. It's all gay stuff and no western stuff. If you pitch me a movie about cowboys I expect at least one gun fight. Not like that, get your mind our of the gutter.

Billy Joel is Kidz Bop for atheists and sad alcoholics.

Remember when Bradley Cooper was in a romance movie with a woman 16 years younger than him and everyone fell for it?

I bit into a Lindor chocolate I think was filled with toothpaste. You know, we used to be a proper country when chocolates were filled honest to god obesity causing sugar garbage.

I did not care for Iron Lung. It's a good movie it just makes me insecure that someone can attempt something they have no experience in and meet with immediate success. I still can't kickflip on a skateboard but YouTube guy makes 9x his investment first try? Maybe my parents were right about me.

The Wuthering Heights movie is a psyop to trick high schoolers into thinking English class is exciting.

I did not care for Send Help. This whole movie is a middle-manager's power fantasy wrapped in a horror movie. Don't get me wrong McAdams kills it but let's be honest; it wants to criticize capitalism but is for people who don't have the balls to quit a job they don't like.

This is why Andor sucks, the people who like it take themselves as seriously as the show took itself. You're arguing with a troll/humor account based on a 2min Family Guy bit. Go back to cosplaying Che and enjoy your afternoon.

And you're so brave. We're all very proud of you for doing all your homework and protesting.

Actually Telemundo plays and produces tv novellas from Bible stories already.

Ok, but how funny would it be if they put all the Epstein stuff we wanted to know in it and no one found out because no one saw it.

David's whole life is basically HBO ready.

I did not care for The Bone Temple. It tries to complicate the rage virus while also taking the focus off the zombies. "What if we were the monsters we made along the way?" But we already did this the first time. Remember Doctor Who army guy being all gross? Ecktlesten. Ecklest-

I did not care for Andor. Season 1 or 2. Star Wars used to be fun. Everyone's all 'its star wars grown up' and 'it reflects the issues of today' but that's not fun. The people who like this show reminded the teacher homework none of us did was due.

I did not care for It Ends With Us. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just no fun. Like yeah, cool, ending a cycle of violence is super inspiring and powerful; but the whole time I was wondering why I wasn't watching Predator? Shootin' aliens, now THAT'S a movie.

I did not care for Transformers One. It’s like an English major sat down to create a canon for their action figures. ‘I know they’re silly robots but what if they could make people feel?’ Michael Bay had it right: boooom pow pow pow bwsshhhhh

Spider-Man Spicy or Spider-Man Mint?

I did not care for Return of the Jedi. The movie was pretty good until it asked me to believe stone age teddy bears could take on an industrialized army with spaceships and giant robots. I get the Vietnam War connection but that's like, super racist.

I did not care for The Shining. This movie is too over the top to be scary and too slow and boring to be a b-movie. The things that scare people on cocaine are silly to people who have their lives together.

Nobody wanted to kiss Eternals 1 neither

I did not care for The Hangover. It’s like someone told a great story and that one guy everyone hates had to make up something crazier to have the best story. Oh yeah there was a crazy naked Asian guy and somehow Mike Tyson was involved. Sure buddy, whatever you say.

I did not care for The Fall Guy. This movie is an absolute mess. It wants me to like two totally unlikeable people because they cast hot actors to play them. Like, ‘Oh their break up is super toxic but check out those cheekbones!’

I did not care for Oppenheimer. There is no amount of cool bomb fx that makes up for the fact that I had to sit through three sex scenes. I have never thought to myself: Do you know what this historical drama needs? More naked Cillian Murphy.
Somehow both boring and gross.

I did not care for 28 Days Later. Look, I get zombies are supposed to be dark but I don’t get why everyone in the whole film is a self-serving maniac. And somehow a bicycle courier takes out a handful of SAS soldiers on no sleep? Give me a break. Hats off to Walking Dead ripping off that opening.

It's a soap opera with 10mins of cool stuff.

I did not care for Gladiator. This movie is less than 10mins of fighting and 112mins of Russell Crowe sulking like an emo-kid. Plus whatever Phoenix was doing. Incest I think. It takes itself so seriously it's like one diner scene with cigarettes and coffee away from being goth.

I did not care for Scarface. We know everyone did cocaine in the 80's; we didn't need a movie about how cool it would be to kill people for it. And what was the messaging? Drugs are bad? $25m D.A.R.E infomercial.

I did not care for Signs. The acting in this movie is like high school play quality and it watches like a murder mystery where the answer is aliens. We know its aliens that's why we're watching. The water thing was weird too, isn't there water in the air?