Booniss Everdrunk

the thing about having a cheeky night out in the middle of the week is I'm now really confused about what day it is

Scream 7 delivered everything i want in a Scream movie: my queens Sid and Gail, hugging each other tight

I am emotionally compromised 😭

No! Should I?

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself

Jesus christ meme guy

Paradise is so good but also

Psst is that you i have a friend request from on the book of faces?

a lovecraftian mish mash of too many fingers and phantom hands like the memory of a fleshy tentacle monster

School friend on Facebook: love these family photos I made with AI!
The photo: a lovecraftian mish mash of too many fingers and phantom hands like the memory of a fleshy tentacle monster

Tbf I only do the tea drinking as part of the initial bit where you just get in and stand there, I've finished it before I start fiddling about with products

go on try it though

volunteered to be in work for 07:30am tomorrow to help a mate out and my period just rocked up, truly no good deed goes unpunished

Nah just a regular mug

my most unnecessary life skill

Carefully?

Suspicious Doakes meme

The bloke:

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket . ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket .

Watching Malcolm in the Middle and Hal is talking about how he's so addicted to coffee he drinks it in the shower.

Me, who drinks tea in the shower:

50th anniversary edition of Salem's Lot by Stephen King.

Can't get over how beautiful the 50th anniversary editions are 😍 #threadofbooks2026

I think it's possible to build too much character lol

"Mam worked three jobs and we had nothing but we were happy" bet your mum wasn't tho

So long as she doesn't think we should all have outdoor loos that's fine lol

accidentally fell down a facebook hole full of boomers, absolutely fascinated by the very particular brainworm that causes so many of them to look back fondly on outdoor toilets.

Maybe i should keep him separate from the others, just in case

An outline of a body is painted on the pavement with a big erect bollard in the genitalia area…

Grow up.
#WorldBollardAssociation

Except Stitches. I'm never sure about his eyes.

Fuchsia, Stitches, and Fang.

meant to post these the other day! Look at how cute my new animal crossing minifigs are

Judge Dredd Mega Collection: Young Death

Ngl this has me giggling #threadofbooks2026

I bet there's a LAN group chat which has been on fire though lmao

Had to google Mary Pearson but you're not wrong

Saint of Steel series by T Kingfisher, Orbit edition. Lots of pastels and cosy romantasy vibes.

Saint of Steel series by T Kingfisher, Argyll edition. Fancy stylised covers, no depiction of the characters. Very pretty but maybe kind of generic.

Hmm can't decide which edition I prefer. The pastels fit the cosy romance vibes of the books but they did my girl Clara dirty here. The stylised editions are pretty but less unique. Also spenny.