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A message for you this chili Sunday afternoon:
30.11.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 4589 ๐ 566 ๐ฌ 87 ๐ 31#Resistbot
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Love and miss Stefon.
Just learned Stefon has his own Wikipedia entry. ๐คฃ
The reason Pam Bondi is focused on releasing these grand jury materials is because Trump isnโt in there. The testimony only concerns Epstein and Maxwell, and itโs stuff we already know.
But they will use it to try to direct attention away from the rest of the files. abcnews.go.com/US/doj-asks-...
Hey there Onion members, This is Ben Collins, CEO of Americaโs Finest News Sourceโข. I am writing today, as we have arrived at a precipice in American life, to thank you. Our government is employing masked oafs to kidnap our neighbors, ziptie our children, and play Call of Duty: Burger King Edition in several American cities. The White House, otherwise occupied with taping an episode of HGTVโs โHelp I Wrecked My House,โ is hellbent on politically mandated starvation of the indigent. Worst of all, Americaโs airwaves have been taken over by dull throbbing moans only recently identified by scientists as something known as โMorgan Wallen.โ In short, it is not a good time out there, and our captured media has been too scared to call that out. But, because of you, none of that is true at The Onion. For reasons we donโt like or understand, our work has become increasingly important. You and your contribution over the last year have allowed The Onion to thrive in this precarious moment โ to take risks and to say sentences mere moments before those thoughts become criminalized. We need your help in the next year to bolster that fight as things get precipitously worse.
Because of your support, The Onion is now the 11th-most distributed newspaper in the United States, sandwiched between The Boston Globe and The Chicago Tribune. In the next year, our goal is to crack the top 10, and to surpass the circulation of the propaganda project of a notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos and The Washington Post. Weโre confident we can reach this goal with your help. Unlike other publications, which all appear to have a fetish for caving to an increasingly maniacal and unpopular authoritarian government, The Onion remains unafraid to print the truth, straightforwardly and without favor. Due to your patronage in the last year, we have: Published 13 newspapers since the relaunch of our print edition in September of 2024. Over the summer, by popular demand, we increased the size of the paper by half. Took out a full-page advertisement in the New York Times โcalling upon lawmakers in Congress to sit back and do absolutely nothing,โ then sent this op-ed to every member of the House and Senate and all 54,000 of our subscribers. Thankfully, they took our advice, and now people are starving. Drove the Onion Newsvan in front of protests and ICE detention centers, blaring headlines about ICEโs one true love: teargassing elementary schools. Released Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in over 40 cities across North America and later on YouTube, and let independent theatres keep the ticket sales. Itโs still unclear if we can write this off.
And, a year ago this week, we successfully bid on InfoWars at a bankruptcy auction, before the judgment was overturned by a judge for โ and Iโm paraphrasing here โ being too cool. Yes, despite a legal bill that rivals the GDP of West Virginia, we are continuing work to acquire InfoWars and evolve it into an galactically sized depot of lies, scams, and miracle cures for all of the worldโs awesome new and untracked illnesses. The Supreme Court โ yes, this Supreme Court โ denied Alex Jonesโ appeal just last month, a last gasp at evading justice, and weโre hoping this clears a path to reinventing the dumbest site on the internet very soon. So ahead of this holiday season, please consider subscribing to The Onion for yourself, your friends, your parents, or your infant. People love getting something great in the mail every month amidst their requisite bills and death threats. Look, weโre an independent company, we donโt use AI to write headlines and make art, and weโre one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Are you? If so, I hope youโll continue to be an Onion member, get the paper, and help us deliver ulcers to those who deserve it. Thank you, and Tu Stultus Es, Ben Collins CEO | The Onion
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit โ taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites โ when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
A Narcissist Develops Dementia
Dr Bandy X Lee said Trump may be a Malignant Narcissist.
With dementia what's next?
- Paranoia and Suspicion Intensify
- Projection and Blame Magnified
- Increased Emotional Volatility
- Fabrication and Deception Become Less Coherent
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When heโs gone, I know there will be a lot to do, but can we make sure the living rose garden gets restored?
Started. Going.
No one should be ok with Trump and his crime family making deals with Russia about the future of Ukraine or any other country. Itโs not in the name of peace. Itโs in the name of a criminal enterprise.
29.11.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 1546 ๐ 438 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 16The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Kaine: "We had to pry with a crowbar after weeks and weeks out of the administration the supposed rationale for the strikes in international waters. It was very shoddy. It was not at all persuasive that these are legal actions ... It's time for Congress to rein in the president."
30.11.2025 17:01 โ ๐ 5250 ๐ 1377 ๐ฌ 304 ๐ 103Walmart and McDonaldโs are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year โ over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M โ 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
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Have him arrested
Whenever I hear that ANTIFA was responsible for storming our capital on J6, I reply โnot true, cuz I wasnโt thereโ. I became ANTIFA in 75 when I joined the US Navy.
When did you become ANTIFA?
What is the World War II saying you're talking about "what makes for a good Nazi"?
30.11.2025 17:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Exactly why Trump keeps wanting to replace income tax with tariffs.๐งต
29.11.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 67 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0The reason the top 10% of income earners pay more than half of all tax revenue is NOT because they are taxed more than ever.
Their tax rate has been cut FIVE times in the last 25 years.
They are paying more because their INCOME has increased astronomically, where the income of the bottom half has
PBS: โA poll from the journal "Nature" found 75% of researchers are considering leaving ๐บ๐ธโ including a man dubbed the Mozart of Mathโฆ a scientific brain drain.โ
The Trump Effect. The opposite of Making America Great Again. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Rabbiatu is a nurse who worked during COVID, had been in the U.S. 30 years. A judge ordered that she could not be sent back to Sierra Leone for her safety, for fear of torture (!). So our evil regime sent her to Ghana (in shackles), and Ghana dragged her back to Sierra Leone.
30.11.2025 13:08 โ ๐ 543 ๐ 356 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 16Since trumpโs re-election a year ago, warnings that his use of the presidency to advance his personal interests is corroding American democracy have grown ever louder.
#TheTrumpCrimeFamily is currently operating a corruption system for their own benefit.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/29/p...
โI think we just gotta quit electing knuckleheads. We have a very high knucklehead percentage compared to non-knuckleheads up here,โ Rep. Tim Burchett said when asked about recent rise in tensions on the floor. โBy and large, we just need to start electing better people.โ
Very sneaky, hiding his views in a book
30.11.2025 13:43 โ ๐ 463 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 27 ๐ 2When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: โThis is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.โ I guess not
30.11.2025 09:27 โ ๐ 3359 ๐ 1220 ๐ฌ 113 ๐ 139He scammed over 1,000 people, most of whom were not wealthy - veterans, farmers, teachers, nurses, small businesses owners. Some lost everything. But heโs a rich Republican, so Trump let him get away with it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
30.11.2025 12:22 โ ๐ 5274 ๐ 2422 ๐ฌ 368 ๐ 148Ukraine has sunk a third Russian shadow fleet tanker, this time off the coast of Senegal.
#explodey
Walz: "As far as demonizing our Somali community ... they bring the diversity and energy to a place like Minnesota."
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