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BJ Knisley

@brookeknisley.bsky.social

Writer. Comedy. Tech Bro(oke). Disabled. Bylines in HuffPost, Paste Magazine, Vulture, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Shouts & Murmurs, etc. she/they 🩸If you DM me, I'll probably throw up blood.

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Love may be blind, but duct tape is silver

04.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pieces You’ll Never Get Back

Anyway, β€˜Pieces You’ll Never Get Back: A Memoir of Unlikely Survival’ is out today and I recommend it.

books.catapult.co/books/pieces...

03.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ali’s memoir captures this very well. Language and linguistics plays a large role in how memory is interpreted within the prefrontal cortex. Ali weaves together her experience reconstructing her mind post-birthing event while interrogating how the language of Islam shaped it.

03.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the difficult things about describing my time in the hospital, post-coma, is that I don't have memories at all of the first few weeks and the ones that come later aren't entirely concrete. The memories I do have are fluid and dream-like except for a few instances of stark lucidity.

03.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ali’s circumstances differ from mine significantlyβ€”she suffered from preeclampsia that came to a head while she was giving birth. While in labor, she experienced multiple heart attacks, a series of strokes, full organ failure, entered a 5-day coma, and acquired a brain injury.

03.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pieces You’ll Never Get Back

Roughly 10 years ago I fell about 25 feet out of a tree, ended up in a 10-day coma, didn’t die, and have permanent brain damage.

Enter: β€˜Pieces You’ll Never Get Back: A Memoir of Unlikely Survival’ by @samina-ali.bsky.social published by @catapultbooks.bsky.social

03.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I feel sad, I remember the person I'm seeing has the same blood type as me. That's gonna be useful.

13.01.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, calm, collected? No.

Hot. Bothered. Disbursed.

27.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mulder Rising, Scully Moon, Cigarette Smoking Man Sun

08.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't feel bad if you don't have a president for President's Day. A lot of people didn't have a valentine for Valentine's Day.

16.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And no one had solid ground for hog day

16.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't feel bad if you don't have a president for President's Day. A lot of people didn't have a valentine for Valentine's Day.

16.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

.....let me tell you....this was the wrong task to pick up as a severely brain damaged person with poor fine motor skills. πŸ˜…

24.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to confess something: I never learned how to type properly and do an interesting spider crawl flurry across the keyboard. I can do this very quickly, without looking, but it is not correct.

Over the past few days, I've decided to attempt teaching myself the proper way to type......

24.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, this is me. Gonna pitch.

20.01.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I feel sad, I remember the person I'm seeing has the same blood type as me. That's gonna be useful.

13.01.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, yes. An ongoing occurrence.

11.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
@brookeknisley - I don't know when when I'm gonna die, so I have a midlife crisis every every year to play it safe

@brookeknisley - I don't know when when I'm gonna die, so I have a midlife crisis every every year to play it safe

@brookeknisley.bsky.social

10.01.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mulder Rising, Scully Moon, Cigarette Smoking Man Sun

08.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's obviously a Bruce Wayne/bat situation

03.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just found a 2010 interview with him in The Guardian that leads me to believe he might also fear it, so

03.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Peter Gabriel choosing to release a new song off of his album on every full moon throughout the year is 100% witch shit

03.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do all pugs have Graves' disease?

01.01.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Fuck it, we ball," I whisper as I slip into bed at 6:54 p.m. on NYE

01.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the flight attendant comes around to collect trash, I lock eyes to make sure she sees me put my free-cookie wrapper in the bag. I am helpful. I can be trusted in the sky.

31.12.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me: Then my brother said, "Your hair looks clean. Have you been showering? Good for you!"

Them: This could be an ad for Finch right here

Me: Then my brother said, "Your hair looks clean. Have you been showering? Good for you!" Them: This could be an ad for Finch right here

This is my non-sponsored ad for the Finch app.

29.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's that time of year again.....when the algorithm remembers I'm a writer and all my targeted ads become productivity planners

18.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am joking πŸ˜‰

I also have penis envy. πŸ’…

07.12.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm genderfluid in the sense that I keep telling people to suck my dick. And I mean it.

06.12.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Orson Welles is the only person I'd wanna contact during a seance

28.08.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0