Love may be blind, but duct tape is silver
04.03.2026 17:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@brookeknisley.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Tech Bro(oke). Disabled. Bylines in HuffPost, Paste Magazine, Vulture, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Shouts & Murmurs, etc. she/they π©ΈIf you DM me, I'll probably throw up blood.
Love may be blind, but duct tape is silver
04.03.2026 17:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Anyway, βPieces Youβll Never Get Back: A Memoir of Unlikely Survivalβ is out today and I recommend it.
books.catapult.co/books/pieces...
Aliβs memoir captures this very well. Language and linguistics plays a large role in how memory is interpreted within the prefrontal cortex. Ali weaves together her experience reconstructing her mind post-birthing event while interrogating how the language of Islam shaped it.
03.03.2026 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One of the difficult things about describing my time in the hospital, post-coma, is that I don't have memories at all of the first few weeks and the ones that come later aren't entirely concrete. The memories I do have are fluid and dream-like except for a few instances of stark lucidity.
03.03.2026 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Aliβs circumstances differ from mine significantlyβshe suffered from preeclampsia that came to a head while she was giving birth. While in labor, she experienced multiple heart attacks, a series of strokes, full organ failure, entered a 5-day coma, and acquired a brain injury.
03.03.2026 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Roughly 10 years ago I fell about 25 feet out of a tree, ended up in a 10-day coma, didnβt die, and have permanent brain damage.
Enter: βPieces Youβll Never Get Back: A Memoir of Unlikely Survivalβ by @samina-ali.bsky.social published by @catapultbooks.bsky.social
Every time I feel sad, I remember the person I'm seeing has the same blood type as me. That's gonna be useful.
13.01.2026 03:02 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Cool, calm, collected? No.
Hot. Bothered. Disbursed.
Mulder Rising, Scully Moon, Cigarette Smoking Man Sun
08.01.2026 17:49 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Don't feel bad if you don't have a president for President's Day. A lot of people didn't have a valentine for Valentine's Day.
16.02.2026 18:38 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0And no one had solid ground for hog day
16.02.2026 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't feel bad if you don't have a president for President's Day. A lot of people didn't have a valentine for Valentine's Day.
16.02.2026 18:38 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0.....let me tell you....this was the wrong task to pick up as a severely brain damaged person with poor fine motor skills. π
24.01.2026 21:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm going to confess something: I never learned how to type properly and do an interesting spider crawl flurry across the keyboard. I can do this very quickly, without looking, but it is not correct.
Over the past few days, I've decided to attempt teaching myself the proper way to type......
Ooh, this is me. Gonna pitch.
20.01.2026 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every time I feel sad, I remember the person I'm seeing has the same blood type as me. That's gonna be useful.
13.01.2026 03:02 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, yes. An ongoing occurrence.
11.01.2026 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@brookeknisley - I don't know when when I'm gonna die, so I have a midlife crisis every every year to play it safe
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10.01.2026 17:23 β π 65 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Mulder Rising, Scully Moon, Cigarette Smoking Man Sun
08.01.2026 17:49 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0It's obviously a Bruce Wayne/bat situation
03.01.2026 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just found a 2010 interview with him in The Guardian that leads me to believe he might also fear it, so
03.01.2026 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Peter Gabriel choosing to release a new song off of his album on every full moon throughout the year is 100% witch shit
03.01.2026 17:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do all pugs have Graves' disease?
01.01.2026 04:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Fuck it, we ball," I whisper as I slip into bed at 6:54 p.m. on NYE
01.01.2026 02:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the flight attendant comes around to collect trash, I lock eyes to make sure she sees me put my free-cookie wrapper in the bag. I am helpful. I can be trusted in the sky.
31.12.2025 03:02 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: Then my brother said, "Your hair looks clean. Have you been showering? Good for you!" Them: This could be an ad for Finch right here
This is my non-sponsored ad for the Finch app.
29.12.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's that time of year again.....when the algorithm remembers I'm a writer and all my targeted ads become productivity planners
18.12.2025 02:26 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I am joking π
I also have penis envy. π
I'm genderfluid in the sense that I keep telling people to suck my dick. And I mean it.
06.12.2025 21:59 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Orson Welles is the only person I'd wanna contact during a seance
28.08.2025 16:30 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0