Scientists,

I know that y'all are super busy with climate change and disease control, but can y'all help us out with getting rid of bananas with bruises?

Middle age as a man is signified when you let go of your fragile masculinity and pee while sitting down to prevent having to clean up piss splatter off of yourself and bathroom walls

I made one of the most classic blunders: check out of my hotel room before I had my morning bowel movement

Just patiently waiting for Final Fantasy 7-3: Afterbirth to drop

It's 2025. How are people still falling for "you'll never guess what happens next" headlines?

I have finally realized my calling in life.

Accidentally swallowed a lemon seed. Looking forward to becoming a medical marvel in 3-5 years as a lemon tree sprouts out of my ass.

If you have a "work spouse," you're fucking weird

Man, Google search has become so bad.

Why did we all abandon Ask Jeeves? Think about what we could still have!

Our social media being made to automatically follow Trump and Vance is worse than the time iPhone users woke up and found a U2 album had automatically been downloaded to their phones

I'm getting to the point in my musician journey where I go to practice with a band, we all play exactly what we mean to play near-perfectly, nail it, and leave satisfied. Progress feels great, man.

Every morning for as long as I can remember, I wake up with music stuck in my head. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Opeth's newest album is a perfect blend of past and present.

2024 keeps delivering excellent music.

Not me patting myself on the back because I talked kindly to ChatGPT today so I don't feel like an absolute monster

So do all who live to see such times...

Every time I use my pressure cooker, I am 10% convinced that it's the last as it will explode me across my apartment

Love it!!!!

Shout out to Tom from Myspace for not participating in this oligarch fuckery that's happening in the US currently

That new Boldy James album tho 👀

This year has been insanely good for music. Can't get over how many incredible albums dropped.

So when are the Bell Riots gonna happen? We have one month left.

Arcane is easily the best show I've watched this year. Possibly in the last 5 years. What a moving finale.

I don't know how anyone hears David Gilmour's guitar playing and isn't immediately moved.

He is one of one.