A.K. Lottimore

I'm still trying to learn lol

The forced symmetry is actually freaking me out.

*ME,* the cluster b, horror-rabid, monster-horny, skeleton-loving, I-wanna-grow-up-to-be-Meg-Mucklebones ass bog witch.

Those portraits weren’t even the ones originally around the fireplace?? Like, he had to go FIND certain ones for this “look.”

Nah he been a shitbag.

Don’t forget how he talked about his own fkn kid after the birth of his child post Anna Farris.

That alone already screamed RFK Jr.

#wip but you already hate it lol
🤷🏾‍♀️
#blackart

I hate how much it annoyed me that I couldn't check the skyline for the 12-ish hours I was w/out a fully functioning phone

444

And darkness falls

Gotta get your kinks in order first

There's a whole Christmas Day to unpack behind the "he's handsome - no homo," blatantly hating women, bromance homoeroticism thing that stems from puritanical society...

Like... y'all it's 2025, just say your bestie is a hottie and hug your friends!

And if you want the D, just be free w/ it!!

I really thought he was a mannequin and had to scroll back up

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Ok so giving the benefit of the doubt…

Is this supposed to be a visual gag?

Like, “so much ice on my neck I need a motel icebox??”

I suggest y'all take the old and new guidelines and run them through a comparison.

Loaded sentences, vague as fuck, contradictory, nonsensical and just.... lazy.

It's more protection for bsky from corporate suits and throws in total mod discretion.

Mayyybe the labeler guidelines are better idk...

Yeah this is exactly where I'm going to be after work.

I'll stop and get some wine about it, too.

I wholeheartedly think Miller & Co’s vast underestimation and misunderstanding of just HOW brazenly incompetent Trump and MAGA loyalists are is maybe the only thing keeping us from getting fully swallowed by fascism.

I don't value my time, energy, or my mind enough.*

I need to change that for my own health, but is everyone ready?

Tbh, I don't think anyone is.

I mean, I am, but I don't know if anyone else is.

The longer I think about it... frankly idc if they are or not.

*[prompted by too many free favors]

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“Ya know, you should totally sue for paternity. No, UMG.”

we don't have that over here, we have cluster B

I wanna know what his lawyers are charging hourly, because someone(s) on his legal team is absolutely lying to him about his chances of winning this case

"Alexa, play..."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU12...

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Everyone is getting a side eye from now on, that shit is insidious behavior

Surprised the c suites aren’t freaking out (yet) over cancelled client trips/vendor contracts

you know their faces, say their names

make their public lives hell

make their families disgraced

forever

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This goose-down-bellied Canadian loser is really telling a US Court to make UMG force Kendrick and his kids to take paternity tests is a brand new level of having stupid stans that I honestly do not get.

And they're eating it tf up.

a man wearing a bandana is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd . ALT: a man wearing a bandana is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .

I'm glad Jimmy got shot

It'll always be 6:16 first for me

The Sawyers and I are about to be sitting reeeaaaallll purdy

That’s how they beat Pol Pot, duh 🙄

Lmfao and you think pots and pans are helpful.

Fucking pathetic.