Arnorl Palmer 🇵🇸

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

Drug dealers defend selling drugs. The Sacklers didn’t think they did anything wrong either

janeway and seven of nine standing facing each other incredibly close to one another

all that space and theyre standing pussy to pussy🙄

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Darmok and Bitch at Tanagra!

Unless *something* happens

A Knight of the 5 Boroughs! 💪🏽

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Mars is Ours. Mars is Ours

Viva la Revolucion

youtu.be/zojwKLlY_H8?...

The Charli xcx Wuthering Heights soundtrack album is fine (like a B- imo) but that sound bite of "I think I'm gonna die in this house" is gonna stick with me for a while

God created Adam and Eve, not Eve feat. Gwen Stefani.

I took a class on the anthropology of genital cutting practices around the world that comes to mind:

In it, we read a piece on how if you can be persuaded to harm your child for your beliefs, those beliefs become unshakable.

Otherwise, you hurt your child for nothing, which a parent can't accept.

This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades.

It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

Ssri Mix-a-lot

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face

You can't cum

My coworker's ex-husband of 5 years came into the office today to drop her off a bouquet of flowers. Apparently he's trying to win her back, she's feeling annoyed, and I'm watching drama unfold from the sidelines today

Five classes I took in college:

Human medical endocrinology
Economics of healthcare
Intro to Genetics
Organic chemistry x 2 cause I did not pass that shit on the first try 😅

Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley The bride (tacky) and groom (cheapskate) had a fucking cash bar at their reception.

As a non-Christian, this is how American Christianity has ALWAYS presented Jesus to me

The dominant message that His followers preach in the US is hatred of those who are Other: the non-Christian, the queer, the disabled, the foreigner. “Jesus hates you for who you are” IS Christ’s message

inkskinned on tumblr “if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. lady-harrowhark and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

Tawny Newsome said Deep Space Nine is silly and people are losing their minds. She's uh... she's right. Cry more, nerds.

The narrative all year has been that this is Arsenal's year. The quality of play has been good. Narrative has also been that this is a minor disaster season for Man City with questions about management/creativity.

And yet it's only a 4 point gap with 12 games to play

Marcus the Worm with text saying, “I’m mildly irritated Robert”

I thought today was Friday and now I’m upset

Two panel comic. Top is someone scoring a touchdown thinking “touchdown for you Jesus” second panel is Jesus watching Star Trek deep space 9.

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

I want to go back to this: this is a genuinely crazy thing to say when the latest polling indicates a supermajority of the party wants Abolish

You have been handed political capital on a silver platter, and you're telling us "no thank you."

You're telling us "I know ball" and holding up a cube

If this isn't a story on EVERY talking head program on Monday, it's a dereliction of journalistic duty

Adam Silver’s league is cooked.