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#SaveSpeech

if you are in the EU you should be FURIOUS with your leaders for pushing this through in such an undemocratic manner.

continue to raise your voices and contact your representatives. demand that Chat Control be put down for good.

[PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING
Just a little something I whipped up with my mommy voice and some sound effects. Your mom (Hex Maniac) plus farts is a good.

🎙️me lol
🔊Freesound and Noun's Unsorted Girl Rips

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Sorry dudes, usually Discord keeps the noise down, but I guess my OVERRIPED GUTBUSTS are just too strong tonight... ...haha, get owned, noob... Seriously, you guys are being so whiny over some teeny tiny itty bitty, super small OMEGABRAPS. Do you guys think if I opened mic in all-chat and let loose some CRATERINDUCING SLOPFARTS I'd get banned? L-O-L, I think I tored a new hole in my pants with that last, big, juicy FOGDUMP. Guh...not gonna lie...shouldn't have done a TUMMYSTUFFING with all that 'za earlier... Yo, multi-kill! That deserves a big, fat, stinky TUSHPUSH! ...this burger better not ruin my new controller.... Ough, I think I gota DECIBELCRACKING MEGATOOT incoming...my bad... ...oh shit, that's the ENTIRE enemy team!!! Yeah, I know my HEADPHONE CRACKING GIGA FARTS are making it hard to hear enemies, just turn up your game volume! ...stupid bitches, how did you NOT pick up the rocket launcher?! I'm totally gonna own those noobs on the enemy team, watch me walk right in their spawn and unleash some quality BOOTYBASED EARRAPE. Hey, do you guys smell that? Smells like the HELLARIPPED SMOGBOMBS I got from that burger joint, ayooo! No but seriously, y'all, sorry for my BRAPMAXXED BLUBBERRUMP being so noisy tonight... ...not. RHEA aka 400ozWobble aka ULTIMAGASBAG

PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING

New cap! Made in collaboration with the artists Skunk Bunk @bunk_skunk and commissioner Burning @burning_bubbles (both Twitter @'s) and including some choice compound words about my favorite thing in the world...

[COMM]

Hey, stinkies! I've been busy, but I'm back at it! Here's something I made but never posted outside my server...my longest caption ever! It's real silly, enjoy!

I do think not enough people know this - everything after a question mark in a URL is garbage. You can delete it all and the URL still works fine. Strip that shit out when sharing anything.

you can read the full thread, but basically one of my best friends is going through it severely. if you know a company looking for a software engineer position to be filled, point her to them or vice versa. otherwise, help her or share it to someone who can. it breaks my heart to see her struggle.

I hate that it's a damn 'maybe' right now, but that's how it's working out. We are working to solve this, and your help has ensured we have the time to do so.

Thank you insanely so much.

The catch is that we are eligible for support from a rental assistance community relief organization, however while we are eligible, we don't know if they'll help yet. We will at a later date. Until then, I want to stress that we may need help again soon! Maybe!

BIG UPDATE!

THANKS TO YOUR HELP, WE ARE MOMENTARILY AVOIDING HOMELESSNESS AGAIN!

The wrinkle is, the agreement we made includes paying June month on time, and paying the rest of the back owed rent later. We may not be able to. Maybe.

Update: we're fairly far along now but still need extra boosts. The cost also changed; it was $700, then it was $1000. Blame inconsistent messaging with our landlord. We're about three quarters of the way there, we can make it! Please share and help if you can!

Was hoping to not have to do this, but...

I NEED HELP ONCE AGAIN! This time I need around $700 before the 27th. Please, please, please, if you have any commissions or donations you want to make, do so now! Please AND thank you!

[COM] CW GOONING FARTS

Double cap, sorta! One is about a generic gooner falling to the love of her life (porn), and an alternative about SAMUS ARAN falling to the new love of her life (also porn)! Check it out!

Pay Kaitlyn McClain using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/moodysshuffle and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

As always, my info is below. Direct donations or commissions are appreciated. Thank you.

paypal.me/moodysshuffle
CashApp: $BVC540

Was hoping to not have to do this, but...

I NEED HELP ONCE AGAIN! This time I need around $700 before the 27th. Please, please, please, if you have any commissions or donations you want to make, do so now! Please AND thank you!

called my representatives today about all the Shit you've probably seen going around bluesky. recommend you do too if you've got the time and energy:

bsky.app/profile/dies...
bsky.app/profile/kort...
bsky.app/profile/evan...

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

getting really worried we might have eviction on the docket again. i've been the only person in the house making money for the past several months and we've been getting by on miracles. roommate is going back to work soon but it's looking like we might need help AGAIN fml

hey folks, could use some more comms. caption or audio comms would be best! just need money for groceries and stuff. hit me up here or at my email attached to my commissions sheet!

The "B" Word by BlueVaporConcord [COMMISSION]. . Extremely silly voiced audio, featuring lots of low IQ action, focus on penis, silly cartoon sound effects, all wrapped ...

DOWNLOAD FROM:

FURAFFINITY: furaffinity.net/view/60826128/
MEGA: mega.nz/file/bIYQgKD...

[COM] CW: LOW IQ STUPIDITY

Your friend's roommate has been watching weird stuff. Surely, there's been no effect on your friend, though, right?

tfw you're about to voice record something really good but there are fucking kids playing outside your apartment

[THIS ONE IS WAY TOO LONG FOR ALT TEXT I'M REALLY SORRY]

[PERSONAL WORK] CW: SCAT FARTS

I uploaded this to FA but I may as well upload it here, too. Oldie but goodie! I mean come on, weird transformation, farting from a dick, mental alterations, ridiculous dialogue, what's not to love?

Hey! Commission me! I'm cool!

Beating that superBITCH, Emma Frost, was as easy as taking anything else with my mega farts! She thought she totally had me, locked into a mind battle in my evil lair... ...and yeah, my evil lair is my mom's basement, but it's really MY lair since I took over my mom's mind and made her my super epic twerkslut forever, so like yeah she pays the bills but really I'M in charge, so give NEETASTIC the respect I deserve! ...eugh, whatever, pleb. Anyway, Emma thought she was locked in a super struggle, her mind against mine...but it's not my mind that totally owns bitches and turns them into my sexy-ass bimbo slaves. It's my huge stinky brain-numbing FARTS. So yeah, that dumb blonde bitch? She was locked in a super difficult, S-tier battle with my fart cloud. And she was losing. I remember her muttering and mumbling the whole time, clearly just out of her mind unable to understand how hard I was pwning her without trying. Didn't take long to win. Just had to get up close and fart even harder. Big smelly gut gurgles like mine were made for destroying femoid gbrains, so pretty soon, she was all like, "Master NEETASTIC, your slob farts have won again! Thank you for helping me shed my stupid woman brain and replace all the gray matter in my skull with stinky-lovey-dovey bimbo fartelligence!" Yeah, I'd say I won pretty hard against Emma "Gas Guzzler" Frost that day. So now it's been a few weeks, and the former supercunt has gone through a whole lot of changes for me! All funded out of her pocket, of course. I ain't payin' for shit for my bimbos, they can go rob banks and steal from rich assholes to pay for their boobjobs. Speaking of which, of course I gave Gas Guzzler her own mega-sick pair of bimbitch knockers. Something nice and hard for me to sit my ass on and rub my farthole all over! Then came the botox to give her peak as fuck dick-sucking mouth... And the buttjob of course, gatta have a huge, meaty, slappable ass. [I CAN'T TYPE THE REST SORRY IT'S TOO LONG :(]

[COMMISSION] CW: FARTS

Emma Frost is a hypno-hero! At least until she encounters a villain with even more powerful mind-frying abilities...

good morning, folks, i've got some stuff i need to post still but moreover i need help paying rent; if you are interested in donating or idk, spending a whole bunch of money on future commissions, hit me up. not sure i need to make a formal help post yet, but things look dicey

paul ws anderson is the biggest wife guy in hollywood

The Dronification of @nadyashadow.bsky.social

i'm so fucking tired of having accounts...i'm so sick of account security...two factor can suck me good and hard and having to keep track of all my god damn passwords is driving me insane. stop making me make accounts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!