I genuinely thought [Water] and [Alcohol] was choosing what to drink and laughed once I realized [Glass Him] had returned.
03.11.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@enceladeans.bsky.social
Writer for Hard Drive. Author of "One Nation, Under Jupiter." Trying to be less of an Internet recluse. He/him.
I genuinely thought [Water] and [Alcohol] was choosing what to drink and laughed once I realized [Glass Him] had returned.
03.11.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They actually have that, though I maintain they dropped the ball not calling it Christmas Spirit.
02.11.2025 22:38 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The food parody wouldβve written itself though! I always thought the song said βjalapeΓ±oβ instead of βmy libido.β
01.11.2025 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gospelβs not selling. Give us something spooky.
01.11.2025 16:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The next wave of slang will be about how Nirvana is hard to understand.
01.11.2025 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A screenshot from The Outer Worlds 2: "Conflict and Deescalation Theory: An Examination By Archivist A. Maler" An impassioned essay covering ways of deescalating conflicts, with many pages devoted to successful historical movements that utilized non-violent resistance.
@jesawyer.bsky.social Glad Andreas kept doing books.
01.11.2025 03:51 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Hope you had a great Halloween! I miss you!
01.11.2025 01:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Shinning, but the competition is extremely steep.
31.10.2025 21:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is Absolute Batman, basically a darker and edgier DC Elseworld. Not the "real" mainline Batman.
31.10.2025 18:24 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This year can you please draw Moe kissing his own butt, as he canonically likes to do?
31.10.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your fake video description at that one part is most appreciated.
30.10.2025 23:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm disappointed we never saw Homer get his frogurt. I want to know what topping he chose, even if it did contain potassium benzoate.
29.10.2025 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you ok?
29.10.2025 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The spider angrily shaking his front legs has lived in my head ever since I first saw this.
29.10.2025 13:39 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βPlease donβt tell anyone how Iβm packaged.β
29.10.2025 12:20 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Telltale was working on one that was cancelled, wouldn't surprise me if they're trying again.
28.10.2025 18:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cow tools was there before I was born, and they'll still be here after I die. Long live cow tools.
28.10.2025 14:08 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A mostly-accurate chart of who was President of the United States when each mainline Final Fantasy game released. Reagan has 1-2, George H. W. Bush has 3-5, Clinton has 6-9, George W. Bush has 10-12, Obama has 13-15, and Biden has 16. The joke is in the final row, where Donald Trump is credited for Final Fantasy XII multiple times, a play on Patrick Cosmos's popular "Everyone Is Twelve" theory. One of the Final Fantasy XII's is badly misaligned and the whole thing is hastily ripped from Wikipedia images because I am twelve too (figuratively speaking, not a minor) and didn't want to spend a lot of time on this.
28.10.2025 14:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a shame we never got a cute kid-friendly version of Quake to continue what Noah and Chex Quest started.
27.10.2025 19:59 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finished Vox Relay last night and already in love. Just wanted to thank you and the rest of the team for all your work.
27.10.2025 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βEven the vegetables donβt like him!β
25.10.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThe store.β
βWho are you?β
βWell, I am the exact same.β
Merp in Merpworld is available on computer november 12th, 2025.
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Mr. Burns shouldβve been honored that the director of βMan Getting Hit By Football,β the actual best film, liked his.
24.10.2025 16:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Glad to see they're Poopsmith-approved.
24.10.2025 02:29 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life is fair.
23.10.2025 21:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"And eventually the battle royale was won by...oh, let's say...Moe."
23.10.2025 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love snakes! Whatβs his name?
23.10.2025 03:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We don't see him die but it begins with him genuinely having no idea he's a ghost. The implication is he's literally just died and doesn't know it, which is weirdly dark for a kids direct-to-video movie.
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