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R. Anthony Mahan

@enceladeans.bsky.social

Writer for Hard Drive. Author of "One Nation, Under Jupiter." Trying to be less of an Internet recluse. He/him.

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I genuinely thought [Water] and [Alcohol] was choosing what to drink and laughed once I realized [Glass Him] had returned.

03.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They actually have that, though I maintain they dropped the ball not calling it Christmas Spirit.

02.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The food parody would’ve written itself though! I always thought the song said β€œjalapeΓ±o” instead of ”my libido.”

01.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gospel’s not selling. Give us something spooky.

01.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next wave of slang will be about how Nirvana is hard to understand.

01.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from The Outer Worlds 2: "Conflict and Deescalation Theory: An Examination By Archivist A. Maler" An impassioned essay covering ways of deescalating conflicts, with many pages devoted to successful historical movements that utilized non-violent resistance.

A screenshot from The Outer Worlds 2: "Conflict and Deescalation Theory: An Examination By Archivist A. Maler" An impassioned essay covering ways of deescalating conflicts, with many pages devoted to successful historical movements that utilized non-violent resistance.

@jesawyer.bsky.social Glad Andreas kept doing books.

01.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Hope you had a great Halloween! I miss you!

01.11.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Shinning, but the competition is extremely steep.

31.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Absolute Batman, basically a darker and edgier DC Elseworld. Not the "real" mainline Batman.

31.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This year can you please draw Moe kissing his own butt, as he canonically likes to do?

31.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your fake video description at that one part is most appreciated.

30.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm disappointed we never saw Homer get his frogurt. I want to know what topping he chose, even if it did contain potassium benzoate.

29.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you ok?

29.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The spider angrily shaking his front legs has lived in my head ever since I first saw this.

29.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPlease don’t tell anyone how I’m packaged.”

29.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Telltale was working on one that was cancelled, wouldn't surprise me if they're trying again.

28.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sam & Max - War Song
YouTube video by Telltale Games Sam & Max - War Song
28.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cow tools was there before I was born, and they'll still be here after I die. Long live cow tools.

28.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A mostly-accurate chart of who was President of the United States when each mainline Final Fantasy game released. Reagan has 1-2, George H. W. Bush has 3-5, Clinton has 6-9, George W. Bush has 10-12, Obama has 13-15, and Biden has 16. The joke is in the final row, where Donald Trump is credited for Final Fantasy XII multiple times, a play on Patrick Cosmos's popular "Everyone Is Twelve" theory. One of the Final Fantasy XII's is badly misaligned and the whole thing is hastily ripped from Wikipedia images because I am twelve too (figuratively speaking, not a minor) and didn't want to spend a lot of time on this.

A mostly-accurate chart of who was President of the United States when each mainline Final Fantasy game released. Reagan has 1-2, George H. W. Bush has 3-5, Clinton has 6-9, George W. Bush has 10-12, Obama has 13-15, and Biden has 16. The joke is in the final row, where Donald Trump is credited for Final Fantasy XII multiple times, a play on Patrick Cosmos's popular "Everyone Is Twelve" theory. One of the Final Fantasy XII's is badly misaligned and the whole thing is hastily ripped from Wikipedia images because I am twelve too (figuratively speaking, not a minor) and didn't want to spend a lot of time on this.

28.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a shame we never got a cute kid-friendly version of Quake to continue what Noah and Chex Quest started.

27.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished Vox Relay last night and already in love. Just wanted to thank you and the rest of the team for all your work.

27.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEven the vegetables don’t like him!”

25.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe store.”
β€œWho are you?β€œ
β€œWell, I am the exact same.”

25.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Merp in Merpworld - release date trailer
YouTube video by maybell🌻 Merp in Merpworld - release date trailer

Merp in Merpworld is available on computer november 12th, 2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-1q...

22.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Mr. Burns should’ve been honored that the director of β€œMan Getting Hit By Football,” the actual best film, liked his.

24.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see they're Poopsmith-approved.

24.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life is fair.

23.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"And eventually the battle royale was won by...oh, let's say...Moe."

23.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love snakes! What’s his name?

23.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't see him die but it begins with him genuinely having no idea he's a ghost. The implication is he's literally just died and doesn't know it, which is weirdly dark for a kids direct-to-video movie.

22.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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