Jess

I was so psyched for a "non-evil" social media and then found out this one's run by zionists. Should've known better 🙄

Starting a noise project where I just hook a contact mic near my guts after I eat too much yogurt & kimchi jjigae and loop the sounds.

Calling it "The Electric Organ"

Hot tip, date people that don't immediately jump to jealously and bonus points if they vaguely look like your celeb crush 😂

One of the funniest casual red flags I've seen is this dude acting like I should be worried that Ben has a celeb crush on Andie MacDowell. For one, I will be grateful if I age as beautifully as she does, for two - as if I'm not constantly talking about how hot Viggo Mortensen is?? Smfh

If I hear a company say "community" one more time I'm going to scream

Bernie Sanders is bringing his ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ tour to Iowa City - Little Village U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders is heading back to Iowa this month as part of a new tour criticizing the Trump administration and associates like Elon Musk. Sanders, who won second […]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was just confirmed by the Senate as the new Health and Human Services secretary. In other news, Bernie Sanders is on the move.

When I heard the MTA loudspeakers declare, "if you see something, say something," and I took that shit to heart. I see stuff all the time, like, today I saw a tree. That was awesome

I was supposed to watch The 400 Blows in college but I skipped class

Wow, Elon really sucks at public speaking

Today's mood

You're welcome! I strive to be a chicken whisperer one day tbh 😂

IIRC she was their rescuer/caretaker when the cubs were rejected by their mother. So they consider her their mom and she visits them every few weeks

Damn, if Trump understood words he would've been pissing in his pants thinking Kendrick was going to come turn his TV off

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

Man fuck games that allow you to invert the y axis and not the x

You know what I was doing 15 years ago, as a teenage girl, between reading horoscopes in issues of Cosmopolitan? Calling Elon Musk a creep and a weirdo. Listen to girls when they talk shit, please, for the good of humanity 😂

Wow, my choice in footwear really screams, "please don't make me think too hard about this"

Idk, I feel like a company that marketed really heavy on being no slop, no ai, no bs - would actually do really well across the board. Although tbf, good luck convincing shareholders of that

I have yet to meet someone that doesn't actively hate Google's AI and if the revenue drop isn't from them bleeding ad viewers to Duck Duck Go idk what it is

The soup is gone so now I'm gonna run 50 pages through the printer and stick my hands between them #girlboss

It's so cold in the office that I heated up my lentil soup to hold/warm my hands in order to keep typing. Just call me Oliver Twist ig

Good file management is where you save everything on your desktop under whatever gibberish it comes with or the first single word that pops into your head.

When your desktop is half full, you whisper "yolo" and drag it to the recycling bin.

Incredible, I had no idea the only people who matter are the ones that understand tech well enough to buy into bullshit scams

Duality of a Rock Islander: Quad City Style sausage pizza for breakfast, lentil veggie soup for lunch

Oh OKAY so if *I* start a coup in the workplace then I'll get fired, but if Elon Musk does it then it's just a Monday

Ted Kaczynski was on to something tbh

Gonna be reciting "Industrial Society and Its Future" all week for this

Spent an entire weekend just carving out one path in the living area, doing some dishes, and getting litter boxes in useable order...yeah that really brought meaning to the word spectrum

I've known for a long time that OCD is often not even about cleanliness, but TIL hoarding disorder is a subsect of it which is shattering my brain

A pet peeve is when people complain about not being taught how to do taxes. Oh you mean the thing where you put your name at the top, read the instructions on irs.gov, and then do basic math?