Biffy Giro

The enigma that is Everton

I don't get Merseyrail too often, but when I do it's nice to see there are still plenty of twats taking up two seats

Quality journalism from BBC 🙄

I'll agree with you now 😃

I'll add my fuck off Everton to everyone else's

He score goals for fun. Virgin van dyke. He scores goals for fun

One day there will be a referee up to to handling a game like this.
I'm being a dickhead aren't I. Never happening

Dear Satan
I know these have had a pact with you for decades and they sacrifice kittens puppies and rabbits for you, but you can have my soul for a 3-2 97th winner today against these twats. Cheers

Come along & help us celebrate 20 years of Health Through Sport & of Howards career at Everton as a player & manager 👊 A host of ex Everton players will also be attending.Going to be a great night.Hope to see you there #COYB #NSNO 💙👍Re Posts appreciated. Thx.

I never knew Rooneys missus was a dirty red. Team Rebekah Vardy me now

I'm sad about Ricky Hatton. Gone far too young. But please, please, & this is aimed mostly, but not exclusively, at men/boys.
Talk to someone, anyone. Your missus, your boss. Your mate in the pub. It's easy for me to say, but don't let it fester. There are people/ places that can & will help.x💙

Michael Oliver obviously has a tenner on them

I refer my learned friend to this poster from the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and forty six. Notts Forest, Sir. Notts Forest. Precedent has been set

Notts is a well known abbreviation for Nottingham

The Devil's Own strike again

Notts forest can fook right off. Ruined my weekend the scabs

If we could control a ball or pass to someone in the same coloured shirt or tackle, we'd be OK #UTFT

I thought Man City had bought the league?

Come on Paul. Admit it. He's a twat 😉

The best thing about Facebook is that I didn't realise 90% followed football let alone were Red Shite 🤔

Even Jack Harrison loves me and the boy 😆 Up the fucking autograph signing toffees

Do they have to pay £6 for 10 minutes?

Random acts of kindness at the car park barrier would be nice 😉

Frightening the number of fascist tossers on there. I really need to delete it but it's a morbid fascination. Any more reactions to the Everton eid mubarak post and that's me off

If you've left Twatter, fear not. It's still as toxic as fook 😔

Liverpool Airport ripping off even more

Big Red are fewmin over on twitter 🤣

Villa can fuck raaar off. Another last man bites the dust 😔

I really hope it's Carsley and not Mourinho

It's 01.06. I'm half pissed and I fucking hate Dyche and Everton. Weekend ruining twats