Rachel

It was Nick. That guy. 🤨

Thanks, New Yorker

And, I would never confidently assume anyone's sexuality, but if that guy hasn't "played a game" that involved touching his best bro's penis, I would be shocked.

My husband invented "Love is Genderblind," wherein everyone is pan, and no one knows the gender of anyone else.

His flirting sounds like Pete Hegseth's "we can only have hot straight guys in the military" speech.

This is why I come to this site. I see something and wonder, "Am I the only one seeing this shit??" No, I am not alone.

Related: My husband is wondering why none of his "guy chats" have texts about curly penises.

This is the real name of an athlete?? Jazz Chisholm? Amazing. Does anyone do a drag version of him named Jizz Chasm?

Football becoming too liberal for MAGA is the funniest part of this fascism.

This is insightful and poetic. It would also make a great opening line to a book.

Looking more carefully for digital coupons at the grocery store.

It’s really important to remind everyone that what the Trump regime is doing is extremely unpopular and pushing back against it would be galvanizing

Absolutely. It deserves a galaxy of stars.

Overstory

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

I've been thinking about this part all day. Hope some great journalists knew which bars they'd end up in and got some proper reaction quotes.

🚨🚨🚨 This country has quickly lost control; states rights are no more. PLEASE listen to Governor Pritzker and know that what is happening in CA, IL, NY, OR, etc., will be in your city/state sooner than you think. 1/2

As ICE continues to ramp up its lawless actions, kidnapping and deporting people from communities across this country, I will continue to hold them accountable.

This administration is tearing apart families, and we must continue to use our voices to fight back.

What was the first food you enjoyed when it came back?

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Hi there. You don't need me, an internet stranger, to confirm your existence, so I'll celebrate it instead. HOORAY FOR TRANS PEOPLE! Congrats on claiming and living your full, true self. 💖

Are you coming to save us?
--an American

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

I asked AI to help me plan a lesson on argumentative essays today, and it suggested having my 10th graders rap thesis statements. My job is safe for now! 🎉

Also, he was clearly named by AI.

Extra strength Tylenol gives you extra strength autism. 💪🏻💪🏻🦸🏼‍♀️

As long as he's wearing an antifa shirt and downing Tylenol like M&Ms, I'll be happy.

Just tell him you are sorry his dad sucks and that he doesn't have to be alone.

😂😂👍

Do you like piña coladas?

If I take Extra Strenth Tylenol, could I get Extra Strength autism?