The Drip

Confused looking Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio Closer To Picking A Reason For Iran War

An IROC Camaro with a machine gun mounted to the hood.

Open AI Removes Oversight Safety Guardrails. Confuses Plans To Protect Troops in Iraq.

Obviously

Photoshop of Pete Hegseth on a golf course next to a beer cart

Pete Hegseth Coordinating Iran Attack From Mar-a-Lago 9th Hole Booze Cart

Photo of smirking Pete Hegseth

Pentagon Licenses "Monitor Private Citizen Activity" AI After Promise Not To Monitor Private Citizen Activity

You were warned!

Agreed. We love Star Trek but Paramount+ is no more

Unfortunately the right wing Ellisons will own it and will likely turn CNN into another conservative Trump news outlet like they've done with CBS and their Paramount acquisition

That podium was hanging on for dear life. And it's a lectern. If you call a lectern a podium, the lectern bot will come after you.

Photoshop of Corey Lewandoski lying in a bed on an airplane with a suitcase on the foreground

Kristi Noem Fires Coast Guard Pilot After He Forgets To Transfer Corey Lewandowski To Another Plane

Trump slumped at lectern squinting at Teleprompter

President To Award Medal Of Freedom To Teleprompter Operator Who Was Able To Run Device At Speeds So Slow It Was Thought Impossible

Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means at Senate confirmation hearing. There are 2 photoshopped jars of urine on her lectern.

Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means And Her Emotional Support Jars Of Urine Grilled By Senate

Trump addressing Congress. He's holding up 2 auction paddles. One reads "YES" and one reads "NO"

In A State Of The Union First, President To Let Viewers At Home Vote If Nation Bombs Iran

Concerned looking Suits in a boardroom

Anxious CEO's And Government Officials Monitoring Mexican Violence Unsure How To Secure Holiday Cocaine Supplies

Angry looking JD Vance speaking into microphone

JD Vance Threatens To Meet With Pope

Melania glaring at Trump

President Changes Tariffs 17 Times After Long Night Fighting With Melania

A snowboarder snowboarding. He's kicking up the front end and trailing a lot of powder

American Snowboarder Claims He Was Misquoted When He Said "Fuck Our Child Molester President To Purgatory And Back With A Curling Broom Handle And A Rusty Ski Pole Till His Stained Diaper Falls Off His Bloated Ass Into A Liquid Pool Of Fiery Hell"

Photoshop of Thomas and Alito talking. There's a. Copy of the Constitution holding open a door.

Justices Alito And Thomas Keep Copy Of US Constitution Handy As A Door Stop

A giant worm emerges from RFK Jr's cold plunge water tub

Giant Parasitic Worm Emerges From RFK Jr's Cold Plunge Site

Except the fascism stuff

A child holding a small turtle that is looking her in the face.

Area Turtle Begs Not To Be Named "Myrtle"

Confident man with sweet mustache and arms folded

Man Who Hasn't Voted In 20 Years Confidently Explains There's No Difference Between The Two Parties

Dead eyed Barbie, Tricia McLaughlin at a lectern with other soulless MAGA's looking on. There's an obligatory American flag.

Top ICE Spokesperson Who
Became A Face Of Trump's Immigration Policy Is Leaving As Administration Seeks Someone Else Who Can Cross Into A Circle Of Salt

Little girl hugging a parent's leg and appears to be begging.

Ungrateful Child Asks For More Food After Eating Tortilla, Broccoli, Chicken, And One Other Thing

Parents Take Away Evening's Cold Plunge Privileges

The White House President's Day post with a photo of Trump and his quote "I was the hunted, now I'm the hunter", but changed to say "I used to molest children. Now I molest my diaper."

Happy President's Day

Side by side photos of JD Vance with and without a beard and eyeliner. There's a stock shot of a makeup artist in between the photos.

Hollywood Makeup Artist Reveals Techniques VP Uses To Make Face Less Punchable

Half eaten heart shaped box of chocolates with a "75 per cent off" sign

Local Store's Day After Valentine's Sale Offers Huge Discounts But It's Just The Chocolates With Jelly Filling

NO

Woman sniffs cheap looking flowers and looks disgusted.

Woman Can Smell The Chicken Her Husband Put In The Bag With Her Grocery Store Valentine Flowers

Olympic mascots Milo and Tina running from monster trucks

TPUSA Announces Alternative Monster Truck Olympic Closing Ceremony Featuring Milo and Tina Running For Their Lives