JD 🏳️‍🌈🪢

Waking my mind up on Mondays is tough. Waking my dick up isn't hard, despite the evidence showing otherwise ;)

Happy spooky szn

Checking out this @bateworld.com thing 👀

Went to show a SFW photo. This was the last photo I'd had open to crop for bluesky 😅

Just accidentally showed this photo to my barber 🤦‍♂️

He liked it.... 😈

It's finally hump day 🐫

Reflecting

Fantasy turned reality: getting spanked in public at the bar. This was so fun!

The nice thing about renting is my landlord is too cheap to ever get something this high tech

Side note: idk how some of you manage to get fully naked in airplane lavatories. This was a struggle

Dressed today thinking I'd capture tighty whitey Tuesday in the sky. Realized it's Wednesday. Oh well, every day is good for tighty whiteys!

I'd be on my knees so quick if I bumped into you like that

Burger place: "how do you want your onions?"

Me, hesitating: "...raw?"

Him: "you mean fresh?"

Me: "yes 🫣"

🤣🤣

Happy fat cock friday while I'm naked doing some house projects #fcf

This reminds me I was at an event for a local business. Chatting with a friend about the owner of that business. "____ is soooo hot". I look behind my friend and ____ is staring at me 💀

This weekend's vibes - max sunshine and nudity

Life's too short to not show your 🍆 to strangers on the internet.

This man 🥵

Weekend chillin' 💦 who's gonna help me clean up?

See a softie, post a softie

Two studs! this is so hot

I'm an open guy. If I'm in a jockstrap in the bar and you ask nicely, I'll usually let you touch. But if you don't ask you're an asshole and I will call you out.

Last night a guy flipped me off when I told him to ask consent before touching me, after multiple times of moving away from his hand on my back and butt.

He was so pissed I called him out and took away his power, which just made me laugh.

Welcome to town sexy

Y'all can handle it. It's my straight friends and family that will be scarred for life

Instagram is tempting my fate every day. Waiting until I accidentally repost the most unhinged reel by accident.

If the cards ever aligned... 😘♥️

Yes, don't visit. We deserve to suffer. So ashamed of my country.

Watching my straight friends get married and have babies and I'm just over here in my lil corner being a gay slut 😇