Guy sitting on a tree branch that's only a couple of feet from the ground looking epic
Help I'm stuck in a tree
02.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Guy sitting on a tree branch that's only a couple of feet from the ground looking epic
Help I'm stuck in a tree
02.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hell yeah a super punk kitty rocking a big spiky collar
it’s not a phase
24.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 1711 🔁 383 💬 8 📌 5
Picture of the chain link fence separating photo taker from a building a neon sign that says "Freddy Fazbear's".
Uh, wait... guys, I fell asleep for a little bit. I must've sleep walked again.
Where am I now???
Dressing up as a functioning member of society today (shirt and pants). :) Excited for trick-or-treaters!
31.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone peed my pants today. Others are saying their pants are also peed.
Stay safe out there.
Moving in tomorrow... Be back on Wednesday due to getting blipped by time accountants auditing me of 2 day time over balance.
28.07.2025 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
brand new whip. gonna fly off the lot in this thing.
16.07.2025 16:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Epic gamer stands in front of punch machine with new high (low) score of "1".
Tried one of those punch machines today. New high score!
05.07.2025 22:09 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Living in Florida and driving past Alligator Alcatraz like the "just visiting" space of the Monopoly board.
03.07.2025 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me about once a week...
28.06.2025 01:18 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Geppetto can eat my entire ass (derogatory)
13.06.2025 00:23 — 👍 216 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0
screenshot of Lies of P
Lord forgive me, I gotta go back to the old P
13.06.2025 01:56 — 👍 587 🔁 8 💬 17 📌 0
Rip to a real one 😢
08.06.2025 14:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a poorly drawn cat with one paw dramatically raised to its forehead as if reading your mind. the expression is pure concentration.
a gray and white tabby cat stands upright on its hind legs atop a green-patterned bed, striking a dramatic pose with one paw raised to its forehead
reading your mind
27.05.2025 10:16 — 👍 6298 🔁 1090 💬 52 📌 38
chicken wearing a pair of jordans. her name is Hype Moments And Aura
07.05.2025 19:15 — 👍 19505 🔁 4780 💬 206 📌 90Apple ai, generate 500 cigarette emojis.
07.05.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bryce "Soothsayer" McQuaid
04.04.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I could fish abhorrent abominations against society in real life like I can when I play Dredge on stream at twitch.tv/messywastaken. 😔
03.04.2025 00:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a Pokémon picture book showing jigglypuff talking to a clefairy through a computer
Photo of a Pokémon picture book showing clefairy talking to a jigglypuff through a computer
long distance friends
28.03.2025 15:37 — 👍 5736 🔁 1528 💬 25 📌 73
Accidentally took this pic today at a stoplight in Orlando FL. Thought I'd share.
12.03.2025 19:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AOC: It's really because Republicans— they’re very thin skinned and they're very sensitive, and their feelings are very easily hurt. And so they have to vote on censure resolutions.
06.03.2025 23:22 — 👍 25687 🔁 4175 💬 660 📌 377
Y'all remember when this MFer was the biggest meme for like a week?
02.03.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I finally released my very first video essay (more like a review I guess but I digress) ever! It's on my YouTube channel now here:
youtu.be/z19o-49NrqQ
I learned so much from this. If/When I ever make a 2nd, I will be a lot more confident.
Thanks for reading. This means a lot to me!
I'm from Florida and we elected an Alligator as mayor so I have to pick it as my starter to launch my political career and meme coin.
27.02.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two very fleshy looking Minecraft Villagers from the Minecraft movie, looking at you.
no emeralds?
24.02.2025 20:35 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Jacob defeats the demons via well articulated essays on the philosophy of feeling trapped in an unforgiving and violent environment.
25.02.2025 16:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Things I think folks can learn to say, get comfortable saying, and show others are okay to say, that would genuinely improve the state of the world:
"I didn't know that"
"I was wrong"
"What does that word mean?"
"Can you explain this?"
"I don't think I understand"
"I don't know"
"I'm confused"
I am live with my bday stream on twitch.tv/messywastaken starting with some Pokemon + Punishment Wheel, then playing some monster prom game with @tylerscheid.bsky.social and @patrckstatic.bsky.social at 6:30pm eastern.
My sister made me this poster tho.
"Literally SHUT UP no one CARES bro..."
*Clicks skip ad button*
Psssst: guess what I got from Spotify. Pssst: You don’t have to, I’ll show you.
18.02.2025 22:56 — 👍 414 🔁 23 💬 31 📌 1