Messy

Moving in tomorrow... Be back on Wednesday due to getting blipped by time accountants auditing me of 2 day time over balance.

brand new whip. gonna fly off the lot in this thing.

Epic gamer stands in front of punch machine with new high (low) score of "1".

Tried one of those punch machines today. New high score!

Living in Florida and driving past Alligator Alcatraz like the "just visiting" space of the Monopoly board.

Me about once a week...

Geppetto can eat my entire ass (derogatory)

screenshot of Lies of P

Lord forgive me, I gotta go back to the old P

Rip to a real one 😢

a poorly drawn cat with one paw dramatically raised to its forehead as if reading your mind. the expression is pure concentration.

a gray and white tabby cat stands upright on its hind legs atop a green-patterned bed, striking a dramatic pose with one paw raised to its forehead

reading your mind

chicken wearing a pair of jordans. her name is Hype Moments And Aura

Apple ai, generate 500 cigarette emojis.

Bryce "Soothsayer" McQuaid

I wish I could fish abhorrent abominations against society in real life like I can when I play Dredge on stream at twitch.tv/messywastaken. 😔

Photo of a Pokémon picture book showing jigglypuff talking to a clefairy through a computer

Photo of a Pokémon picture book showing clefairy talking to a jigglypuff through a computer

long distance friends

Accidentally took this pic today at a stoplight in Orlando FL. Thought I'd share.

AOC: It's really because Republicans— they’re very thin skinned and they're very sensitive, and their feelings are very easily hurt. And so they have to vote on censure resolutions.

Y'all remember when this MFer was the biggest meme for like a week?

YouTube video by Messy Wait, Is PoE2 World Design BAD??

I finally released my very first video essay (more like a review I guess but I digress) ever! It's on my YouTube channel now here:
youtu.be/z19o-49NrqQ

I learned so much from this. If/When I ever make a 2nd, I will be a lot more confident.

Thanks for reading. This means a lot to me!

I'm from Florida and we elected an Alligator as mayor so I have to pick it as my starter to launch my political career and meme coin.

Two very fleshy looking Minecraft Villagers from the Minecraft movie, looking at you.

no emeralds?

Jacob defeats the demons via well articulated essays on the philosophy of feeling trapped in an unforgiving and violent environment.

Things I think folks can learn to say, get comfortable saying, and show others are okay to say, that would genuinely improve the state of the world:

"I didn't know that"
"I was wrong"
"What does that word mean?"
"Can you explain this?"
"I don't think I understand"
"I don't know"
"I'm confused"

I am live with my bday stream on twitch.tv/messywastaken starting with some Pokemon + Punishment Wheel, then playing some monster prom game with @tylerscheid.bsky.social and @patrckstatic.bsky.social at 6:30pm eastern.

My sister made me this poster tho.

"Literally SHUT UP no one CARES bro..."

*Clicks skip ad button*

Psssst: guess what I got from Spotify. Pssst: You don’t have to, I’ll show you.

Wait a pizza is round, and comes in a SQUARE BOX and we cut that mfer into TRIANGLES?!?

This is the worst day ever, ever.

Whelp, 10 minutes later and he unfollowed me. Going to cry myself to sleep now. Worst birthday ever.

guys THE @lordminion777.bsky.social followed me back on bsky. hashtag awesomesauce

I showed Rena Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 last night. She talked about how pretty it was and how much she loved it. It reminded her of the early Skyrim days.

Then she fell asleep a few minutes later. I only noticed because her praise of the pretty mountain views tapered off.

Screenshot of a group of Pokémon in the anime wearing sunglasses

they’re so cool